South Park Episode PDFs

Originally from South Park Studios.

For some reason or another, Comedy Central asked the folks at South Park Studios to take down the episode scripts they made available to the fans of the show. These are the scripts used in making the episodes, not any transcripts that I or others have made over the years. The last one made was for episode 508: Towelie. Just right-click and save the files and open them at your leisure. :)

The First Season

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
Weight Gain 4000
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
Pink Eye
Starvin' Marvin
Mr. Hankey - the Christmas Poo
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Mecha Streisand
Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut!

The Second Season

Not Without My Anus
Cartman's Mom's Still A Dirty Slut!
Ike's Wee Wee
Conjoined Fetus Lady
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
City On The Edge Of Forever
Summer Sucks
Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
Chicken Pox
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods
Cow Days
Chef Aid
Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!
Prehistoric Ice Man

The Third Season

Rainforest Schmainforest
Spontaneous Combustion
The Succubus
Tweek Vs. Craig
Sexual Harassment Panda
Cat Orgy
Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub
Chinpoko Mon
Starvin' Marvin In Space
KORN's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Hooked On Monkey Fonics
The Red Badge Of Gayness
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus.
Worldwide Recorder Concert

The Fourth Season

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
Quintuplets 2000
Timmy 2000
Great Expectations
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cherokee Hair Tampons
Chef Goes Nanners
Something You Can Do With Your Finger
Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?
4th Grade
Trapper Keeper
Fat Camp
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
A Very Crappy Christmas

The Fifth Season

Scott Tenorman Must Die
It hits The Fan
Cripple Fight
The Super Best Friends
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
Proper Condom Use