The Guest Stars of
"A Very Crappy Christmas"

by Wild Willie Westwood

Tele's Store Owner, and Sound Man

Tele's store owner laments the lack of consumerism in Christmas 2000, as no one is buying TVs at his store. This is the spark that gets the boys fired up about making a short to bring the Christmas spirit back to South Park. The sound man records the boys as they make their first animated short, which they present to the people of South Park. While the lines are being recorded Stan reminds Kyle that Jews don't celebrate Christmas, and Cartman says Chanukah sucks when Kyle begins singing the Dreidle song. Kyle and Cartman get into a fight, and the sound man loves it. But the argument isn't in the script, so Stan has to write it in.