The Guest Stars of
"Doubling Down"

by Wild Willie Westwood

Mike Pence, Paul Ryan, and Mitch McConnell

These three come to the President voicing concerns from their constituents about his performance in office so far. Garrison links their concerns to stuff he's previously said. Niger? Niggers. Raped and executed? Fucked to death. His Presidential oath? To fuck everyone to death. Next they discuss the President's plummeting approval rating and think about hiding it from him, but Mike Pence tells the President right away and Paul Ryan is quick to point out that he researched the poll. Finally, the three deliver a Presidential anniversary cake to Garrison, who announces that the next three years will be better than this past year while wearing a giant dildo. The three of them laugh sadly.