The Secrets of
"Broadway Bro Down"

by Wild Willie Westwood, with sources from all over the Web

Tim Tebow - lionized for winning in a football game between Denver and Miami on Sunday, October 23, 2011.

Steven Stotch is at the aquatic center, but Butters isn't. The Broflovskis don't appear at all.

Kenny appears in swim trunks at the aquatic center, but doesn't say anything.

"The Woman In White" - a direct reference to the play of the same name by Andrew Lloyd Webber

You know, the audience members left their seats calmly and despite the water main Randy broke, the theatre didn't look flooded. And yet Larry died drowning in the theatre.