The Guest Stars of
"Imaginationland: Episode II"

by Wild Willie Westwood

Real Characters

Operator, Kurt Russell and soldiers

Paramedic, Secretary, Guard, Elderly woman

Lead Tech, Technicians 2, 4

Most of these characters just have a line or two. The elderly woman asked Cartman if anything was wrong after Cartman woke up from a nightmare. The secretary keeps her lips sealed very well, but Tom ruins it all when he talks to Cartman. The operator checks for a connection to the imagination as the portal revs up. The guard comes around to tell everyone to head for the main hall, as the Pentagon's portal had become extremely active. The paramedic tries to bring an unconscious Kyle back around, but it doesn't work. Cartman's persistence saves the day. Kurt Russell was called in to help the soldiers go through the portal, as he had done in the movies before.

Imaginationland Characters

Perseus, Strawberry Shortcake, Snarf

Snarf joins the Lollipop King and Butters on the way to Castle Sunshine, but Butters finds him annoying soon. Strawberry Shortcake (here wearing cherries for parody purposes) has been kidnapped by the evil characters, and they plan to do really bad things to her. The Headless Horseman and Frankenstein's Monster kick her, an Imperial Stormtrooper smacks her around with his rifle, and Jason gouges her left eye out. Perseus stands guard at Castle Sunshine with Robin Hood and gives orders to other guards who are dressed in Tron outfits.

Evil Characters

Freddy Krueger, Headless Horseman, Jason Voorhees

ManBearPig, Orc, The Minotaur, The Creature

All of them argue as to who the most evil of them is. Jason Voorhees scoops out Strawberry Shortcake's left eye. ManBearPig makes it out of Imaginationland for a while and kills two techs. He chokes Kyle until the portal pulls him back in. Kyle drops to the floor. The Creature from the Black Lagoon tells the Minotaur who the Woodland Critters are and where they came from.

The Council of Nine

Aslan, Glinda, Luke Skywalker, Morpheus

Popeye, Wonder Woman, Zeus

Jesus is not pictured, as he's appeared before. There's no good image of Gandalf. Aslan has appeared before, but he's much more regal here.
They ponder Butters' presence in Imaginationland and conclude that he's the key to its survival.

The Characters who aren't listed above, in the previous episode, or in "Woodland Critter Christmas"

  1. a Xenomorph (from Alien)
  2. a Predator
  3. Christine the car (look in the background), Audrey II, Tribbles (from Star Trek)
  4. A Yautja (from Predator), a Sentinel (from The Matrix)
  5. Robin Hood
  6. Mordred from Excalibur
  7. Tron Soldiers
  8. Fu Manchu, Khan Noonien Singh, Sagat
  9. Frankenstein's Monster, Freddy Krueger, Darth Maul, Medusa, The Green Goblin, Wario, an Imperial Stormtrooper
  10. The Joker, Cerberus, a Skeksis, a Cyclops
  11. Akuma
  12. Pinhead
The rest of the characters have been moved to the trilogy's master guest list.