The Secrets of
"More Crap"

by Wild Willie Westwood, with sources from all over the Web

Seems MnT snagged the Bitty from the British comedy, Little Britain, in which a man and woman meet, fall in love, and marry despite his hunger for bitty - for being breast-fed by his mother.

P.F. Chang's makes you constipated? Yeesh.

The town bar now has a real name: Skeeter's Bar and Cocktails. The sign beneath it is the same as ever though.

Couric = karat. More so when the guys measuring it are Europeans. Now, 8.6 x 2.5 is... 21.5 lbs. The prior record was... 7.5 x 2.5 = 18.75 lbs. The new record is 9.5 x 2.5, or 23.75 lbs. At the clinic, Randy's crap is 14 Courics, or 35 lbs. His final record-breaking poop is over 250 lbs.

Stan said, "My dad's never won an award for anything. Ever. He doesn't have one single trophy." But Randy DID win an award: He got the Nobel Prize for Science for his formulated break-wind theory of "spontaneous combustion". It guess that was too embarrassing for Stan to remember.

The rivalry between Randy and Bono recalls the one between the two main characters Billy and Steve in King of Kong.

The Butler giving away crucial information might have been picking on Spider-Man 3.

The butler's license plate: Eins