The Secrets of
"Lice Capades"

by Wild Willie Westwood, with sources from all over the Web

The lead screener has blue eyes, which appear normal and not South Park-like up close.

"Don't look, Kelly! Don't look!" - line taken from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which Indiana Jones tells his friends not to look, or they'd be destroyed with the others who dared to look upon the Ark of the Covenant.

A cc (cubic centimeter) is a milliliter.

Clyde Donovan is now Clyde Harris.

"Evacuation?! Tomorrow is the Gootack Festival. Do you know how much money we would lose?" - from either Dante's Peak ("We can't put the town on alert, the big town festival is coming up.") or Jaws ("You can't close the beach when the Fourth of July is near").

"If we find anything, we'll try to send help for the rest of you." - The Poseidon Adventure (or that lame remake Poseidon)

"Dudes!" and "Nohoho! No, not the socks!" - the only intelligible lines Kenny says outside SP:BLU and "The Jeffersons" so far. His hood had been removed for the sock bath. :D

Other references:

The Thing - When Cartman picked up Kennys blood sample, he kind of poured it on himself. Like he pushed it up and back so it got all over his shirt so it looked like the blood "blew up"

The Day After Tomorrow and An Inconvenient Truth - environmental issues.

2004 Asian tsunami - RID-X spreading through the scalp.

Antz - the lice bear a striking resemblance to them.

Full Metal Jacket - The sock bath (Pyle is beat down by the rest of the platoon with bars of soap wrapped in towels, but silently instead of boisterously, past bedtime instead of during the day, and with a gag in his mouth so no one could hear him scream)

Children of Men - the baby, Hope.

the song playing when the fly takes Travis to the new world is "Pie Jesu" in Bb, Faure's Reqiuem

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King - the fly taking Travis off Clyde's neck (the eagles taking Sam and Frodo from Mt. Doom)