MattStone: Hola! Me lammo Matt Stone, Y yo soy un estadeudiense.
jolon: Hahahahahaha. Matt's got a fine command of spanish.
MattStone: Todo en espanol hoy dia. Vamos a acepter preguntas in espanol... a ver.
MattStone: En ingles..... It was basically just hitting all those horror movie moments. There wasn't one film in particular... Children of the Corn maybe. We wanted to be vampires. Gingers=vampires.
MattStone: We've been busy! I still think its a good idea, but we have to figure out if we really want to take two years out of our life to redo a movie we've done.
MattStone: I don't know if stan and wendy will ever get back together. There love is written in the stars, but this world seems to conspire to keep them apart. You know, that person that you KNOW that you are supposed to be with. That GOD wanted you to be with.... But then it don't work out... or maybe it will for them...
MattStone: They are half brothers with different dads. I think that's the only way that works out right?
MattStone: Not many times, if you ask me. If you ask the Hollywood cheezmos that we had kicked off their table so that Trey and I could sit down with our friends, they might answer differently. But then I've gotten kick off a table by bruce willis before. And Twiggy from Marilyn Manson! So yes. Using fame for evil is a daily temptation....
MattStone: I wish I knew.
MattStone: I KNOW!!! We thought of that AFTER it aired. We just forgot that's all. Kind of lame. Should of put more thought into it i guess....
MattStone: I don't know... We are kind of busy but if someone wants to put it on, we would be psyched. Maybe cell phone content!
MattStone: We don't really jam anymore. If "jam" was ever what you would call it. Now we focus on the ol day job. Making tv
link: I will say that matt just played maybe 4 made up songs for me with wu tang as backup on his guitar
MattStone: If we have a cold, we suck on a lemon... That usually will get your voice into shape temporarily. It's an old trick.
MattStone: No.... I don't know what that would be but we would have to do something special... That's a way off i hope anyway.... No se.
MattStone: DVDA hasn't really existed for about 5 years. So probably not. But just because I said that, maybe we will.
MattStone: Paris Hilton is ass deep in Slave. She is slowly finding her way out via 5th avenue, vegas, miami and london.
MattStone: I read Confederacy of Dunces AGES ago. I think in high school. I don't remember it at all though. Cartman is omnipresent though. He is in all things.
MattStone: No ... Kenny is kind of a prop sometimes, but he is an important part of South Park. It will always be at its heart a show about FOUR boys. We go off from there for a while, but its gravitational pull always traps us again.
MattStone: That's the joke! If i knew, I would know how to turn underpants into profit!
MattStone: I only have half a bag of jew gold because my father is not jewish. Rabbinical law states that half breeds are only entitled to half a bag and they must keep it behind their balls. Unless they're a half breed girl and then they can keep it in their purse or other pre-approved gold container.
MattStone: yeah! We gotta do something with Tweek! Ask and you shall recieve!!!!
MattStone: He is a prop at this point. But in the future....... no se.
MattStone: Surf intructor..... Me and jolon caught some wicked waves in costa rica last summer. or NBA player for the nuggets. Or a fucking rock star! With all the trimmings!
MattStone: true dat..... I have a feeling Jesus will come back. If you beleive with all your heart...
MattStone: I think it would be a better movie. Seriously. I actually think Matttttttt Potter would do a great job re-editing it. He's a great editor. But alas, I think we may have to move on with our lives..........
MattStone: A big fucking 7-foot tall black tree that could play in the NBA for the Denver Nuggets.
MattStone: I just talked to Dian the other day..... But I don't where he is living right now. He is a very powerful man that Dian. Probably the best actor of our generation. I will tell him though, because sometimes rent is a difficult conccept for him
MattStone: HELLLLLLL NOOOO!!!! Way too much work. Also, me and Trey aren't really LIVE guys. We're more like hole up in an office for months at a time guys. They affered it too us right when South Park took off and Orgazmo came out and we said no..... Maybe with all that cocaine we would be okay....
MattStone: We would do it, but who would put it out? I don't think terrance and phillip is what the market desires. ALthough I personally would love to see it....
MattStone: Never read any of it. Probably wouldn't like it. But never tried it so can't say....
MattStone: He's been taking a few shows off. We got so many characters now and so much we wanna do its hard to service them all. But Chef will be back soon.
MattStone: too weird. We thought about it in this one episode, but we would have to come up with a way where it didn't look super lame self-promotional. Even though it would be exactly that, we wouldn't want it to LOOK that way
MattStone: Nobody comes up to us except fans. And they generally like our shit. So that's good. No group has ever really protested south park. That's the big lie that was sold to everyone way early on about the show. We kind of went with it cuz it was good for ratings, but the truth is that we've never been protested against in a serious way
MattStone: We did the fourth grade thing and that was kind of a super goofy goof. maybe no fifth grade. That was a bad year for me.
MattStone: I'm only ethnically jewish. I grew up agnostic. I kind of half celebrate christmas with my family. If i'm not with my family, I smoke a joint and drink red wine and watch football.
MattStone: How did you know? Wait a second.... Jenny?!?!
MattStone: I think slave and al will adopt a chinese boy and name him jerome and a little black boy and name hime cato.
MattStone: Both Trey and I are broncos fans. We grew up in colorado so that's like in your blood and shit. I HATE the forty niners mostly because my friend jason likes them so much. Trey likes the seahawks too I know.
MattStone: Professor Chaos will succeed someday. That will be a great episode. As far as the one I'm most proud of, I don't know. I really like certain episodes.... Like The anime show, the terry shavio show, the lord of the rings video store show, the terrance and phillip show, the simpsons did it show.... Off the top of my head.
MattStone: Fold. Don't be gross. Crumpling is third world
MattStone: Its the BEST job in the world and we still think it has some gas in the tank. Also, let me mention that NEXT WEEK WE ARE DARK... No new south park the wed before thanksgiving. Just so you know.
MattStone: Warner Bros video stopped paying for them.. Basically in the beginning of TV shows on DVD, they needed something special to sell them with. IT was just star trek and South Park out in like 98 and 99. And the DVD took OFF and they didn't need them so they wouldn't pay for them. I mean production costs, not for me and trey. Those things cost money and they didn't want to pay. As far as my wang, I'm in the lower percentile of magnum wearers.
MattStone: Mr. Hankey will be back. Probably after burrito night. As far as an xmas episode, probably not this year.
MattStone: That would be great. Maybe we can get lucas to do it!
MattStone: To finish off with more episodes then the simpsons.... Let's see, they do 26 a year and already have 350 or so..... If they keep going for another decade which seems possible they'll have in escess of 600 shows..... Meaning if we do 14 a year for the next forty years or so we should have em..... I'll be 75 and we'll finally beat those motherfuckers!