Warts on My Dick

Hear the song

(Slow, piano)
Your life is spinnin' out of control
Seems the whole world is out to get you
And everything is wrong. Nothin' seems right-ih

There's a sinking feeling inside-eh
Even your best friend has turned his back
But you can't let it bring you down, no, you've got to fight-eh

(Boldly, add bass)
'Cause you try, but you can't let go___

(Fast, add drums)
It's when you're down that you gotta get up-uh
Don't let 'em walk all over your face-uh
Stand up for yourself and make everything
Right again

Even if some guy's tryin' to blackmail you
And your girlfriend thinks you suck
It's up to you to let them know that it was all just part of
Some rich guy's evil plan

Look out ahead, there's a truck changin' lanes
You got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip
And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away
'Less you start using topical cream everyday