The Sixth Season

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601. Freak Strike (Original Airdate: 3/20/02)
The kids learn that Talk Shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people who appear on their show. They immediatly sign Butters up as a guest with a a strange deformity. With the help of some strategic physical enhancement, Butters is sure to beat out all the other freaks and win a prize. However, when there isn't enough of Butters' prize to go around Cartman makes a bid for his own guest spot with Maury when he talks him mom into joining him on the segment entitled, "Please Help My Out of Control Child"
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602. Jared Has Aides (Original Airdate: 3/6/02)
As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. Butters begins a regimen to drop some pounds but when he begins to gain weight in this program, his parents ground him. The plot thickens when the rival weight-loss spokesman finally "comes out" with the secret weapon he used in the fight against fat.
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603. Asspen (Original Airdate: 3/13/02)
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race. The grand vacation begins when the boy's parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen, but of course, there's a catch: they have to attend one meeting about time-share opportunities. Meanwhile on the slopes, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to race the best skier on the mountain.
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604. The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer (Original Airdate: 4/3/02)
The new Terrance and Phillip movie is coming out and the boys can't wait to see it! Excited to catch a first look of the new Terrance and Phillip movie, the boys make like Cartman and sit their butts in front of the TV to catch the trailer during a commercial break on the long running series, "Russell Crowe: Fighting Around the World."
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605. Fun With Veal (Original Airdate: 3/27/02)
Stan is appalled when he realizes the veal he's been eating is, in fact, the meat from precious little baby calves. He and the boys save the soon-to-be slaughtered calves by kidnapping them from the farm and hiding them in Stan's bedroom. When the police show up, the boys refuse to give up the animals and a standoff ensues. Cartman steps up to the megaphone and assumes the role of negotiator.
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606. Professor Chaos (Original Airdate: 4/10/02)
Stan, Kyle and Cartman are not pleased with the job Butters is doing as the their replacement friend. Since Kenny died, Butters has taken his place in the group and the boys think he really sucks at it and decide to fire him. Cartman, Stan and Kyle end up having to hold auditions for a new kid to take dear sweet Kenny's place. Butters of course, is devastated over the loss of his new found best buddies and the trauma of it all unleashes his alter ego "Professor Chaos"
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607. Simpsons Already Did it. (Original Airdate: 6/26/02)
The boys break into Ms. Choksondiks’ autopsy to retrieve Cartman’s Sea men from her stomach. Meanwhile, as Professor Chaos, Butters moves forward with yet another diabolical plan to destroy the world.
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608. Red-Hot Catholic Love (Original Airdate: 7/03/02)
When the Catholic Church scandal negatively impacts church attendance in South Park, Priest Maxi travels to Rome to confront religious leaders about a solution. After intensive counseling about the issue, the boys try to understand why anyone would want to put something up their butts.
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609. Free Hat (Original Airdate: 7/10/02)
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Tweek take on a cause close to their hearts when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process. Disappointed by the latest versions of such classics as "Star Wars" and "E.T.," their newly-formed club aims to stop certain famous directors from wrecking any more of their original masterpieces.
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610. Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society (Original Airdate: 7/17/02)
In the new episode of South Park the boys are faced with a new challange in life. Wendy's pal Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop". Her tiny buds of womanhood inspire an almost primate-like reaction from all the boys in class that threaten their friendship and society in general.
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611. Child Abduction is Not Funny (Original Airdate: 7/24/02)
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.
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612. A Ladder to Heaven (Original Airdate: 11/06/02)
Stan, Kyle and Cartman want Kenny back so badly, they'll try anything. They decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find Kenny and bring him back to South Park. But Kenny isn't the only one residing in Heaven…when we last checked, Saddam Hussein was being detained in paradise as well. As their ladder stretches skyward, the U.S. government carefully monitors the boys' progress. Will the boys find Kenny? And, is Saddam stockpiling weapons of mass destruction in Heaven?
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613. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (Original Airdate: 11/13/02)
Infused with the spirit of Gandalf and Frodo, the boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store. Meanwhile, Butters watches his first porno.
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614. The Death Camp of Tolerance (Original Airdate: 11/20/02)
The boys are sent away to learn "cultural sensitivity" and Mr. Garrison is back as the boys' 4th Grade Teacher. Ever since Ms. Chokosondik's untimely demise at the end of the spring season, Stan, Kyle and Cartman have been without a teacher. Principal Victoria rescues Mr. Garrison from his stint with the "booger- eating, pants crapping kindergarteners" and promotes him to teach the 4th grade. Informed that fourth graders are a little too old for Mr. Hat, Garrison comes to class with a new, and even more inappropriate, assistant.
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615. The Biggest Douche in the Universe (Original Airdate: 11/27/02)
When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef’s mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boy’s encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.
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616. My Future Self N' Me (Original Airdate: 12/04/02)
The Osbournes in South Park? A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. Cartman starts a new business, the business of revenge.
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617. Red Sleigh Down (Original Airdate: 12/11/02)
Once again, it's Christmas time in South Park. When all the tallies are in, Cartman is over drawn in the "naughty" column. He has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. With the help of Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus, Cartman attempts to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.