The Fifteenth Season

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1501. HumancentiPad (Original Airdate: 4/27/11)
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn't even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother.

1502. Funnybot (Original Airdate: 5/4/11)
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards at South Park Elementary. At the schools first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the kids at South Park Elementary will be swift and brutal.

1503. Royal Pudding (Original Airdate: 5/11/11)
The Prince of Canada is about to take a princess. It is a joyous time for all Canadians as the royal wedding commences. But just as the prince and princess are about to be joined for all eternity, the princess is abducted! All Canadians are called upon to help save the princess. Ike answers the call to arms.

1504. T.M.I. (Original Airdate: 5/18/11)
The boys' penis sizes are made public. Cartman is furious when the school posts' the kids penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit and once again finds himself in the principal's office. This time he gets sent to anger management therapy.

1505. Crack Baby Athletic Association (Original Airdate: 5/25/11)
Crack babies are finally getting the attention they deserve. Cartman has a new protégé. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top. Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Adventure.

1506. City Sushi (Original Airdate: 6/1/11)
It's time for Butters to learn the truth about himself. Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. The boys want to help Butters find out what's really happening to him but Butters may not like what they find.

1507. You're Getting Old (Original Airdate: 6/8/10)
All the kids are listening to Tween Wave. After Stan celebrates his 10th birthday, he begins to see everything differently. The other boys think he's become a major buzzkill and start to avoid hanging out with him. When Stan and Kyle have a major blow up, the very fabric of South Park begins to unravel.

1508. Ass Burgers (Original Airdate: 10/5/11)
Cartman thinks he has Aspergers Syndrome and finds a unique way of coping with it. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can't seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries. Will anything ever be the same in South Park again?

1509. The Last of the Meheecans (Original Airdate: 10/12/11)
Butters is filled with Mexican Pride. What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. Not surprisingly, Cartman turns out to be really good at stopping Mexicans.

1510. Bass To Mouth (Original Airdate: 10/19/11)
The students of South Park Elementary are the victims of a new gossip website. An elusive hacker has somehow gained access into the student's confidential phone calls and e-mails and is posting all their juicy stories. The boys are shocked when they discover the identity of the hacker.

1511. Broadway Bro Down (Original Airdate: 10/26/11)
Randy's co-workers show him what's great about Broadway Musicals. Sharon is thrilled that Randy is making an effort to do more things that she enjoys. But, after he takes her to see a hit musical in Denver, Randy becomes Broadway's biggest fan. Sharon is whisked away to New York and treated to every musical on the Great White Way.

1512. 1% (Original Airdate: 11/2/11)
One fat fourth grader is singled out when the Presidential Physical Fitness scores are announced. The kids at South Park Elementary are being punished for Cartman's failings in the physical education department. What will Cartman do when they all gang up on him?

1513. A History Channel Thanksgiving (Original Airdate: 11/9/11)
Thanksgiving is just weeks away and the dedicated people at The History Channel are getting close to discovering the truth. After watching a Thanksgiving special on The History Channel, the boys believe that aliens were involved in the original feast. But, questions remain... was the first Thanksgiving haunted? Is alien technology responsible for stuffing? The truth could change Thanksgiving for everyone.

1514. The Poor Kid (Original Airdate: 11/16/11)
Kenny's parents are arrested. With their parents in jail, Kenny and his brother and sister find themselves in the foster care system. Cartman is sincerely disturbed when Kenny is taken away. He doesn't know who to rip on for being the poorest kid in the school anymore.