The Twelfth Season

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1201. Tonsil Trouble (Original Airdate: 3/12/08)
Cartmanís routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong and he's diagnosed with AIDS. When Kyle finds out, he can't help but laugh, since Cartman usually laughs at people who suffer some misfortune or other. Cartman makes sure he doesn't suffer alone.

1202. Britneyís New Look (Original Airdate: 3/19/08)
Britney Spears is trying to get away from it all in the mountains near South Park, Colorado when the boys have a run-in with her. Stan and Kyle get caught up in Britney's celebrity and the never-ending feeding frenzy that follows her wherever she goes. When the boys discover the shocking secret behind her popularity, they try to help her get to the North Pole.

1203. Major Boobage (Original Airdate: 3/26/08)
The boys are worried when Kenny starts experimenting with the newest way to get high. Kenny is skipping school and the other boys are sure it's because he's hooked on the latest drug craze that's popular with the junior high and under crowd. Meanwhile, Kyle's parents become concerned that their son is getting high when they find contraband in his room. To illustrate just how high you can go, "South Park" pays homage to the 1981 movie, "Heavy Metal."

1204. Canada on Strike (Original Airdate: 4/2/08)
Canadians want more money and decide to stage a strike. The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. Meanwhile, people from Denmark flock to the U.S. and cross the picket lines to take the place of the striking Canadians. In conflict over whether or not to stand with their countrymen, Terrance and Phillip uncover the truth behind the outrageous cost of the strike.

1205. Eek, A Penis! (Original Airdate: 4/9/08)
Cartman has a gift for reaching the most difficult kids in the school system. While their regular teacher, Ms. Garrison, is busy looking for a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids' test scores are on the rise. Cartman decides to make a difference by working with some inner-city kids whom no other teacher has been able to reach.

1206. Over Logging (Original Airdate: 4/16/08)
The citizens of South Park wake up one morning and find the internet is gone. No one in South Park has internet access and thereís no telling when, or even if, it will come back. Desperation sets in as the fear of the unknown spreads rapidly across the country. When Randy hears there still may be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west in search of a signal.

1207. Super Fun Time (Original Airdate: 4/23/08)
A class field trip to the living museum takes a deadly turn. Mr. Garrison takes the fourth grade class on an educational field trip to a Pioneer Village where dedicated workers remain in character as their counterparts from the 1800's. Cartman forces Butters to ditch the fanatical townsfolk to go to the amusement center located next door. While the rest of the kids are reluctantly learning about the good old days in Colorado, a group of trigger-happy thieves break into the museum and take everyone hostage.

1208. The China Probrem (Original Airdate: 10/8/08)
Cartman seems to be the only person aware of the gathering threat the Chinese pose to the United States. After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

1209. Breast Cancer Show Ever (Original Airdate: 10/15/08)
Cartman and Wendy throw down. Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl canít fight a boy and win, right?

1210. Pandemic (Original Airdate: 10/22/08)
While the world struggles to contain the latest global epidemic, the boys find a way to make money off of it. The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.

1211. Pandemic 2 - The Startling (Original Airdate: 10/29/08)
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. The boys now have the power to rescue their town and the rest of the world from the onslaught but the Head of Homeland Security stands firmly in their way. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.

1212. About Last Night... (Original Airdate: 11/5/08)
A new President has been elected and the citizens of South Park are partying in the streets. While the country celebrates, the President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. From the Oval Office, the new Commander-In-Chief assembles his team and prepares for the job ahead.

1213. Elementary School Musical (Original Airdate: 11/12/08)
The boys realize they are no longer the coolest kids in school. Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesnít get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.

1214. The Ungroundable (Original Airdate: 11/19/08)
The Goth Kids at South Park Elementary face powerful rivals. Butters is sure heís seen a vampire at school but he canít get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids canít tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.