The Tenth Season

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1001. The Return of Chef! (Original Airdate: 3/22/06)
The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about chef seems different. When Chef's strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him.
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1002. Smug Alert (Original Airdate: 3/29/06)
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame. Stan is the driving force who gets the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. Just as everyone starts to feel really good about what they’re doing to help save the earth, scientists discover a stormy, dark mass accumulating over the town.
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1003. Cartoon Wars, Pari I (Original Airdate: 4/5/06)
Kyle loves "Family Guy" and hates Cartman. Cartman hates "Family Guy." When "Family Guy" airs an episode featuring the Islamic Prophet Muhammad, the two boys embark upon a mad chase across the country to prevent part 2 from being aired, and the fate of "Family Guy" lies with the first boy to reach Hollywood.
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1004. Cartoon Wars, Part II (Original Airdate: 4/12/06)
The conclusion. Cartman reaches FOX Studios first and talks to the president and then to the Family Guy writing staff. When the staff is unmoved, Cartman decides to take matters into his own hands. Kyle reaches the Studios to find Cartman and stop him, but is stopped by another boy. Kyle seems to win the right for FOX to air the Muhammad episode, but another network censors it.
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1005. A Million Little Fibers (Original Airdate: 4/19/06)
Towelie gets over his drug addiction and writes a moving book about his experiences. Thanks to Oprah's support, the book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. However, when he's caught in a lie by the grand dame of daytime television, Towelie's old habits start to look mighty appealing.
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1006. ManBearPig (Original Airdate: 4/26/06)
The boys' lives are in danger when they're trapped in the Cave of the Winds. While searching for a way out of the cave, Cartman discovers treasure. After the cave-in, all the exits are blocked off and Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are all alone. Only one person knows they’re trapped under all the debris and he’s not telling. Cartman‘s only thought is how to get the treasure out without sharing it with the rest of the boys.
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1007. Tsst (Original Airdate: 5/3/06)
.When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman. Cesar may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
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1008. Make Love, Not Warcraft (Original Airdate: 10/04/06)
There's trouble in the online gaming world when the actions of a renegade player threaten to destroy Blizzard Entertainment's® award-winning game World of Warcraft®. The future of the game lies in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. In this episode, the boys come into contact with a gamer who doesn't play by the rules. Even the creative people behind World of Warcraft don't know how to stop the renegade. They are forced to put all of their hope into the hands of the kids of South Park. The boys dedicate their lives to defeating the mad gamer and saving the game for all.
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1009. The Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (Original Airdate: 10/11/06)
The world’s biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. An attempted assassination in South Park means no one is safe from the people who are the real brains behind the 9/11 conspiracy. When Kyle and Stan hit the road in search of the truth, they come face-to-face with the masterminds who pulled off the most elaborate, intricate and flawlessly executed operation in American history.
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1010. Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy (Original Airdate: 10/18/06)
Cartman is appointed to the post of School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary. In his new role, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
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1011. Hell on Earth 2006 (Original Airdate: 10/25/06)
Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever, and no one will be admitted without a wristband. Satan is busy checking the R.S.V.P. list and deciding what costume to wear to the big event. Every detail must be perfect for the Prince of Darkness. But even Satan can’t foresee everything. A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan’s fun.
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1012. Go God Go (Original Airdate: 11/01/06)
Cartman’s plan to propel himself into the future goes horribly wrong. South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders. The most vocal protests are from Ms. Garrison who has to teach it. Eric Cartman can’t be bothered with what’s going on in class. He’s busy manipulating his own personal time-line to align with the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.
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1013. Go God Go, Part XII (Original Airdate: 11/08/06)
Cartman's crank calling himself from the future. Cartman's stuck in a future where otters ride ostriches. Last week Eric Cartman froze himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a hot, new, gaming device pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future and now he's stuck there. The future is a tumultuous place with warring factions, angry sea otters and no Nintendo. Will Cartman find a way back to his own time?
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1014. Stanley's Cup (Original Airdate: 11/15/06)
Stan Marsh is a washed-up fourth grader haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey days. He has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how he let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be a winner!