- September 23, 2013 - Cartman infiltrates the NSA in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Let Go, Let Gov," Premiering Weds at 10p. With the changes being made to South Park Studios, there may not be press release video. I'll figure it out.
Episode 1701 - Let Go, Let Gov
Cartman wants to hold the government accountable for secretly monitoring all of his personal information in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Let Go, Let Gov." When Cartman manages to get himself behind the doors of the NSA, he doesn't like what he finds in his personal file. He thinks it's time he told everyone the truth. Meanwhile, Butters finds someone new to listen to his prayers.
- September 24, 2013 - Wow, South Park Studios is spreading out over the Internet. Check it out:
New South Park links to add to my directory. All of them are official links for the show. I'm sure there are more, and boy do the Studios' Web masters have their work cut out for them, lol. The new look the Studios had for a week has been shelved for now, but may come back if they get the kinks worked out.
South Park on Rebel Mouse
South Park on Twitter
South Park on Facebook
South Park on Tumblr
South Park on Instagram
- September 25, 2013 - Today's the day! And there's a rekease date for The Stick of Truth! December 10!
UBISOFT ANNOUNCES SOUTH PARK: THE STICK OF TRUTH RELEASE DATE, UNVEILS GRAND WIZARD EDITION, REVEALS NEW TRAILER AND EVERYTHING
Limited collectors' edition a must-have for die-hard South Park fans.
THE 17TH SEASON PREMIERE OF "SOUTH PARK" AIRS TONIGHT AT 10:00 P.M. ET/PT ON COMEDY CENTRAL"
Today, Ubisoft, South Park Digital Studios, and Obsidian Entertainment announced South Park: The Stick of Truth, will be available on the North American continent on December 10 for the PlayStation computer entertainment system, Xbox 360 video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, and Windows PC.
Fans can check out the latest action in South Park: The Stick of Truth by watching the new "Destiny" trailer, released today. In the trailer, the New Kid steps forth and fulfills his, well, destiny.
About South Park: The Stick of Truth
Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park's savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known as a loser.
In addition, consumers who pre-order South Park: The Stick of Truth will also receive the Ultimate Fellowship Pack. Choose your class and pick your perk with four exclusive Stick of Truth costumes that come equipped with special abilities. Suit up as the Necromancer Sorcerer to increase your fire damage, earn extra gold by equipping the Rogue Assassin outfit, deal extra weapon damage with the Ranger Elf costume, or raise your defense with the Holy Defender outfit.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Grand Wizard Edition, a must-have for any self-respecting South Park fan worth his weight in cheesy poofs, will also be available on December 10 for the expected retail price of $79.99. This limited Grand Wizard Edition features a trove of mystical items from the deepest reaches of South Park to aid you in your quest to acquire the Stick of Truth and rid the realm of evil.
The Grand Wizard Edition includes:
South Park: The Stick of Truth Game
The full game on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, or PC.
Grand Wizard Kidrobot Cartman Figure
Pose the Grand Wizard Cartman and his stick of authority with this six-inch replica figure from Kidrobot. The Grand Wizard Cartman figure is not available in stores and can only be found in the Grand Wizard Edition.
Kingdom of South Park Map
The entire town of South Park has been charted, plotted, and mapped. Chronicle your own conquests with this one-of-a-kind piece of South Park history.
The Stick of Truth Ultimate Fellowship Pack
Unlock the ultimate fellowship! Included for free in the Grand Wizard edition.
- September 26, 2013 - The ratings are in and South Park had its largest audience since 2010: 4.43 million Total Viewers! Read more here.
- September 30, 2013 - Oh boy, the kids' parents are acting strange again...
Episode 1702 - Informative Murder Porn
The boys are concerned that their parents are going to try to kill each other, so they use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction. The kids are trying to keep their parents from watching graphic sex and violence on television. Now Randy and Sharon?s nightly TV routine is interrupted and getting their "Informative Murder Porn" back is a matter of life and death.
- October 2, 2013 - New section coming - The South Park Live Tweets. But I won't be posting them live, I'll post them a few days later. So far, there have been live tweets for "Awesom-O," "Make Love, Not Warcraft," and "Raising The Bar." Tonight's live tweet is about last week's episode, "Let Go, Let Gov." Enjoy it and tonight's episode!
- October 3, 2013 - The Live Tweet for "Let Go, Let Gov."
- October 6, 2013 - This week it's just Cartman... being Cartman.
Episode 1703 - World War Zimmerman
The world faces death, destruction, chaos and Eric Cartman. Cartman is deeply disturbed by a single person whom he sees as a threat to all humanity. He races around the country to put an end to Patient Zero, the ticking time bomb that is Token.
- October 11, 2013 - The Live Tweet for "Informative Murder Porn."
- October 14, 2013 - This week it's the Vamps and the Goths joining forces to help out a Goth.
Episode 1704 - Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
The Goth kids team up with their sworn enemies. One of the Goth kids has been sent to a camp for troubled children. When she returns, her friends find her changed in a disturbing way. With their very existence threatened, the Goths have to do something drastic. They are forced to ask the Vamp kids for help.
- October 16, 2013 - Due to a power outage at the Studios, tonight's episode will air next Wednesday. There were two breaks scheduled this season - on Octuber 23 and November 27. With yesterday's power outage, today became the break and next Wednesday will see "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers." As a consolation, @SouthPark posted two live tweets, for "World War Zimmerman" and "Scott Tenorman Must Die."
- October 27, 2013 - The Live Tweet for "Nightmare On Face Time" now up. This week it's Ike hitting puberty early. The title has me thinking of Breaking Bad, heh.
Episode 1705 - Taming Strange
Kyle doesn?t understand WHAT?S HAPPENING TO HIS BABY BROTHER. Ike just isn?t himself lately and he and Kyle are growing apart. Kyle goes to the guidance counselor for advice but Mr. Mackey is too busy dealing with the bugs in the school?s new integrated technology system to help. Kyle decides to take Ike to a live performance of his favorite show; Yo Gabba Gabba. He hopes it'll make his little brother like him again.
- November 3, 2013 - The Live Tweet for "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers" now up. The Stick of Truth won't be coming out until March 4 next year
- November 3, 2013 - This week it's about the red heifer prophecy. In Christian prophecy, the red heifer heralds the rebuilding of the Temple in Jerusalem, which precedes the return of Jesus. As we fans know, though, Jesus is always nearby and so doesn't need to "return." Jesus is more active on the show than he ever is in real life. :D
Episode 1706 - Ginger Cow
Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. Cartman and Kyle are the only two at odds as the world embarks upon a thousand years of peace and harmony.
- November 11, 2013 - If The Stick of Truth had come out on November 19, as had been planned, this would have been AWESOME. Now it's just awesome. live tweet for "Taming Strange" are now up.
Episode 1707 - Black Friday
Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black Friday has begun. The boys prepare to battle the crowds the day after Thanksgiving to get the best deal on the new gaming systems. Meanwhile Randy gets a job working as a mall security guard to help control the insane number of people lining up to take advantage of the official first day of holiday shopping.
- November 17, 2013 - The Live Tweet for "Ginger Cow" now up.
- November 18, 2013 - A Stick of Truth continues.
Episode 1708 - A Song of Ass and Fire
Hordes of soulless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The console wars are heating up in South Park. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out on top. Will Stan and Kyle's friendship survive Black Friday?
- November 22, 2013 - The picture you see in the episode description did not appear in the episode. Maybe it will appear in two weeks.
- November 24, 2013 - The Live Tweet for "Black Friday" now up.
- December 2, 2013 - Will this episode be the final episode in this story arc, or will there be a fourth epiosde in the arc that will also mark the end of the season? Find out this Wednesday!
Episode 1709 - Titties and Dragons
The doors to the mall will finally open this week and only one gaming device will be the winner. Princess Kenny?s charm has brought more and more support to the PlayStation camp. Cartman and Kyle have not wavered in their loyalty to X-Box. But now, the wait is over. It's time for everyone who has lined up to seize their opportunity for Black Friday sales. it?s going to be a bloodbath and only one side will be left standing.
- December 8, 2013 - The picture you see in the episode description for "A Song of Ass and Fire" did not appear in the trilogy at all.
- December 9, 2013 - The preview clip has Butters telling Wendy what his taste in women is (and the name of the girl he rejected), and this sets her off. And out of her anger, Clyde gets a girlfriend. Probably the one Butters rejected. Hmmm...
Episode 1710 - The Hobbit
Wendy tries to fix up one of her girl friends with Butters. Wendy tries to prove a point about how much pressure little girls feel to look like celebrities. Her latest soapbox issue gets her in trouble with everyone at school. It also gets Clyde a new girlfriend.
- December 12, 2013 - The Live Tweet for "A Song Of Ass And Fire" now up.
- December 15, 2013 - The Live Tweet for "Titties And Dragons" now up. This ends Season 17 (except for Wednesday's live tweet for "The Hobbit"), and Season 18 can be expected to start on Septmber 24 next year. I was hoping ten episodes a year would be concentrated awesomeness, but nope, didn't happen this year.