The Songs of South Park - Main Characters

By Wild Willie Westwood

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Characters' Songs

Leopold "Butters" Stotch

Episode 407: Cherokee Hair Tampons - Get Well, Kyle

We're so sorry you're not feeling well.
We hope you're better soon.
So we're bringing you some sunshine
By, um, singing you this tune:
Everybody misses you
And though we hate to cause a fuss
We'd like to say, "Get well soon!"
And "Please don't die on us."

Episode 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Little Bunny Foo-Foo

Little Bunny Foo-Foo hoppin' through the forest
Scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head
Down came a white angel and she said
"Little Bunny Foo-Foo, I don't wanna see you
Scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head."
So now I'm gonna turn you into a worm, mbuh, mBunny Foo-Foo. Eh, beh-POOF
Little Wormy Foo-Foo crawlin' through the forest
Gettin scooped up by the field mice who mah-m then they bopped 'im on the head

Episode 514: Butters' Very Own Episode - Bennigan's Happy Anniversary Song

Happy Happy Anniversary from everyone at Bennigan's

Episode 514: Butters' Very Own Episode - Bennigan's Jingle

For family fun and great food, too, come on down to... Bennigan's
Buffalo wings and partridge scones, plus cru found at... Bennigan's
So come and eat at... Bennigan's.
You'll love all our... shenanigans...

Episode 802: AWESOM-O - I Like To Brush My Teeth

I like to brush my teeth in the morning and at night.
The teeth won't mind ..

Episode 802: AWESOM-O - My Robot Friend

(Butters gets to know AWESOM-O)
Hey there have you heard about my robot friend?
He's metal and small and doesn't judge me at all.
He's a cyberwired bundle of joy.
My robot friend.

I like to dip and daddle with my robot friend.
He's smart as can be and emotion-free
And he's computin' his way to my heart.
My robot friend.
My robot friend.
My robot friend.
My robot ...friend.

(Butters and AWESOM-O in Los Angeles)
I'm hangin' out in LA with my robot friend
We're havin' such fun in the hot hot sun
We're two of a kind- That's me!
And my robot friend.
My robot friend.
My robot ...friend.

(Butters loses AWESOM-O, slow)
Hey there, did you know I had a robot friend?
We used to laugh and play, but someone took him away.
He was my ten gigahertz old pal.
My robot friend.

Episode 805: You Got F'd In The A - I've Got Some Apples

Loo loo loo, I've got some apples.
Loo loo loo, you've got some too.
Loo loo loo, I've-

Episode 812: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset - Eighteen Hours
(Tennessee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons)

You work eighteen hours and what do you get? Parents sell ya to Paris Hilton.

Episode 905: The Losing Edge - I See A Ladybug

I see a ladybug- Hello lady ladybug

Episode 1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association - I Got That Boom Boom Pow

I like that boom boom pow
Them chicks be jackin my style
They try and copy my swagger
Im on that next shit now
Im so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom
Let me get it now

Randy Marsh

Episode 1206: Over Logging - My Internet Done Up and Went Away

I'm goin' down the road feelin' bad.
I'm goin' down the road feelin' bad.
I'm goin' down the road feelin' bad, oh Lordy.
My Internet done up and went away.

Episode 1212: About Last Night - Celebrate Good Obama
(Kool & The Gang - Celebration)

Cehhh-lebrate good Obama come on!
It's Obamobama!

Episode 1212: About Last Night - Obama
(Toni Basil - Mickey)

O-bama you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Obama! Hey Obama!

Episode 1212: About Last Night - O-bama
(Barry Manilow - Oh Mandy)

O-bama. Well you came and you gave without taking. And I sent you away,
O-bama. When you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'.

Episode 1414: Crème Fraîche - Cafeteria Fraîche
(Eduard Khil - Mr. Trololo)

La lalala la la...
Lalalalala la, fraîche, fraîche.
Crème fraîche, Cafeteria Fraîche. Lalalalala fraîche. Ho ho hohoho.
Fraîche.
Cafeteria Fraîche.

Episode 1504: T.M.I. - America Is Back!

The winds of change are blowin'.
There's excitement in the air.
Can you feel it? It's electric and magical.
The happy train's on track.
'Cause America is BACK!

Yeah! Woohoo! Come on!
America is back!
America is back!
America is back back back!
America is back!
Back and we're back and we're back!
We're so back, we're so back back back back back back!

(as Steamy Ray Vaughn)

Episode 1507: You're Getting Old - Rattlesnake

I've got a fever but it's under control!
I said I've got a fever need to take it kind of slow
I've got a fever but it's out of control.
Ga ga, ga ga, la ga ga ga.

(as Lorde)

Episode 1803: The Cissy - A Little Bit Of Shelter

Yeah yeah, feeling good on a Wednesday.
Sparklinnnnn' thoughts.
Givin' me the hope to go ohhhn
Oh! Whoa. What I need now is a little bit of shelter.

Sparklin' thoughts, feelin' good on a Wednesday.
Givin' me the hope, givin' givin' me the hope to go ohhhn.
What I need is a little bit of shelter.

Episode 1803: The Cissy - Push

Feelin' good on a Wednesday

The image of me that you see
Is distorted, twisted, broken, fractured
Isolated, miles out to sea
I don't want a separate place.
I need to feel safe, and not thrown away, away, away.

And I will push (push)
To tear down the walls (push, push)
Of this box you put me in (push, push)
Because you don't undertand (push ow hot, push ow ow hot)
And though you push
To find a label that fits me.
I'm feelin' good on a Wednesday
With sparklin' thoughts
Help me unload the car, yah yah yah

And so I push
To close the door
Of the stall you've made for me,
To keep me away.
And now we push
Push to stand together
Because I am Lorde (yah yah yah)
Yah yah yah, I am Lorde
I am Lorde, yah yah yah
Yah yah yah, I am Lorde
Yah yah yah
Yah yah yah, I am Lorde

Yah yah yah

Mr. Garrison

Episode 317: Worldwide Recorder Concert - Put On A Happy Face

Gray skies are gonna clear up,
Put on a happy face.

Episode 502: It Hits The Fan - Shitty Shitty Fag Fag
(Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)

(repeat as often as desired)
Hey, there, shitty shitty fag fag,
Shitty shitty fag fag, how do you do?

Episode 511: The Entity - We're in the money, Mr. Hat
(Gold Diggers of 1933)

We're in the money, Mr. Hat.
We're in the money, Mr. Hat.

Episode 910: Follow That Egg - (as Janet Garrison) Love, Love Lost Long Ago

Just look at all these little families
Newfound couples in a happy home.
It takes me back to another time
When I had a love of my own.

Love, love lost long ago,
it was special then, it's over now.
Love, so darn frail, you know?
It shriveled and died. I don't know how.

Love, love lost long ago,
it was special then, it's over now.
Guess that I'll never know
how it all went wrong. How how how?

Well perhaps I should try and boldly go
and rekindle that love lost long ago.

Episode 1902: Where My Country Gone? - Where My Country Gone?

Where has my country gone?
Where has my country gone?
It was a land of opportunity that we held dear
But now all these other assholes are comin' here.
And where's my country gone?
It was just here like, two seconds ago.
'Cause when they said that this was the land of the free
I'm pretty sure that they were referring to me
And my country's gone!
It got upset and now it's wandered away
It took 43 Presidents to make us stand tall
And just one black guy to unravel it all
Country gone!
Plese tell it that we need her back home.
There's a great big hole in the liberty bucket
'Cause someone forgot to tell the foreigners to suck it!
And now they're all hanging out on my lawn... [trumpets come up and play "Feels So Good"]
And now they're ruining my song
Makin' it sound like Chuck Mangione [trumpets fade out]
Where has my country gone?

Ike Broflovski

Episode 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Itsy Bitsy Spider

Itsy bitsy spider, out the water spout-

Episode 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - The Alphabet Song

E F G, H I J K L-M-N-O-P

Episode 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Danny Boy

Oh Danny Boy, the parson's calling
Clang, clang and clang

Episode 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - ???

When ah thanky you be
One on a teacher on a palm tree

Episode 907: Erection Day - Yankee Doodle Boy

I have a Yankee Doodle sweetheart,
She's my Yankee Doodle girl.
'Ankee Doodle came to London,
Just to ride the ponies,
I am da Yankee Doodle
I am da Yankee Doodle
I am da Yankee Doodle boy.

The Boys

Episode 101: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - We Got Out of School
Episode 701: A Little Bit Country - We Got Out of School

We got out of schoo-ol, no more school today, We got out of schoo-ol, no more school today…

Episode 303: Chef's Mama - After Morning The
"The Morning After" sung backwards

.light the for looking on keep Let's
.sunshine the find to chance a have We
.night the to on hold can we If
.after morning a be to got There's

.warm and safe that's…

(As Fingerbang)

Episode 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Fingerbang

Fingerbang: Fingerbang!
Bang-bang!
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang!
I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.
'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang; let's not fight
I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night
Cartman Solo: And girl, you know that you're the only girl for me, girl.
Girl, you're the girl of my fantasies.
You're my girl, you're my girl,
My- …girrrrrrrl…
Fingerbang: Fingerbang!
Bang. Bang bang bang.
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang!
I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.

Episode 1213: Elementary School Musical - You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do

Stan:'Cause you gotta do what you wanna do.
Don't let noihin' get in your way, chase your dream every day.
True, girl, you know it's true,
that if you really wanna be you, you've gotta do what you wanna do.

He was unhappy 'cause he just wanted to play ball

Cartman:But he finally got the courage to answer his heart's call.
Stan:Just like me, all I ever wanted was to sing and dance.
And now that I stood up for my dream I finally have the chance.
Boys:You've gotta do what you wanna do.
Even if other people don't really want you to.
True, girl, you know it's true,
that the thing you wanna do is the thing that you should do.
Kyle:Some kids think I'm strange because I like studying for an exam
But I don't let that bother me, because it's who I am.
Cartman:And I like nothin' better than makin' fun of Jews.
And ripping off black people, though some people think it's rude, but you gotta
Boys:Do what you wanna do.
Just make sure that what you're doing is what's cool and popular with everyone
Chew, baby, chew and chew.
When you're eating turkey, if eating turkey is what you wanna do.
Kyle:Do what you please, don't have restraint.
Cartman:Don't stress about it or you just might faint.
Kenny:(mph mfmfmf mph mph mph mph)
Stan:Try to do what you wanna do!
Boys:Do what you wanna do.
As long as what you wanna do is what everybody wants you to.
Glue, baby, buy some glue
Just in case if what you're doin'
Stan:involves eating chips and glue!

Stan Marsh

Episode 902: Die Hippie, Die - Signs
(Five Man Electrical Band)

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
Done something to my mind.

Episode 1002: Smug Alert - Come on, People (Get A Hybrid)
(The Youngbloods - Get together)

Come on now, people now people now
People now, come on now, people now
Got to drive hybrids, people now
People now, people now, people now

Hybrids are for people now, people now
Group of people driving people now
Get a hybrid, be good people now.

We have all got to be people now
People-driving-hybrid people now
People now, people now, hybrid now
Hybrid-people-driving people now.

Come on, people, let's be people now
Hybrid-people-driving people now
Come on, everybody be people now

Episode 1803: The Cissy - Feelin' good On A Monday

Feelin' good on a Monday.
Got my space, all the freedom I need.
Yah yah yah
By myself, yah yah yah

Kyle Broflovski

Episode 110: Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo - A Lonely Jew On Christmas

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity
I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
On Christmas

Chanukkah is nice, but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latke
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing huhash do gavish
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
I'd be merry
But I'm Hebrew
On Christ-maas

Episode 313: Hooked On Monkey Fonics - Rebecca

Everywhre I go, I'm thinking of you, Rebecca.
I don't know what to do, Rebecca.
You're so nice, I'd like to get to know you better.
So what do you say we get together?
You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca!
You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca!
Rebecca, you're really quite good-looking!
You're a fox.

Episode 416: The Wacky Molestation Adventure - My Wish For Cuba
(Elvis Presley - Blue Christmas)

If I had one wish it'd be for Cuba to change.
Because I think that all the Cubans are in pain
All the joy in the world, from sea to shining sea
Doesn't mean a thing if Cubans aren't free
I just can't be very happy, that's certain
Not as long as your Cubans are hurtin'
Oh, won't you search your soul and find a way to change your mind?
That is my one and only wish.