Background Songs of South Park

By Wild Willie Westwood

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Episode 106: Death - Goona fly (Enya - Orinoco Flow)

Goona fly, gonna fly, gonna fly...

Episode 108: Damien - Rectus Dominus (Jerry Goldsmith - Ave Satani)

Rectus... Dominus...
Rectus... Rectus... Cheesy Poofs...
Rectus... Dominus... Sancti... Cheesy Poofs...

Episode 108: Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo - Happy Happy Happy

Happy Happy Happy, Everybody Happy

Episode 111: Tom's Rhinoplasty - Wendy's Song (I Remember When)

sung by Courtney Ford

I remember when we fell in love
The moments that we shared were timeless
Saw it in the wind, knew it in a glance,
the songs we sang were simple reminders.
I can't stop now

My heart's awake
I feel your arms
My arms to take
Why must Stan change
Even when love is the same?

Episode 111: Tom's Rhinoplasty - Indiglo Girls song

I woke up very early one Sunday morn...

Episode 113: Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut - There You Are!

sung by Toddy Walters

There you are, like a throbbing star.
I want you to make love to me.

Episode 311: Stavin' Marvin In Space - Soaring So High

Soaring so high above the world,
Never thought I could be so free.
I'm one with the birds, and magic is all I see.

And it's a wonderful day 'cause somethingÖ

Episode 514: Butters' Very Own Episode - Everyone Knows It's Butters

Who's the boy who can laugh at a storm cloud?
Turn a frown into a smile for free?
Who's the kid with the heart full of magic?
Everyone know it's Butters! (That's me.)

Who's the boy with the eyes full of wonder?
Thinks being yourself is the best thing to be?
Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket?
Everyone know it's Butters! (That's me.)

Jumpin' in puddles, skippin' down the hallway
Pettin' at the petting zoo. He loves John Alway. (Elway!)

Who's that tyke with the cutest little dimples,
Battin' his eyes at every puppy he sees?
If you look inside yourself, you might be surprised when you find
A little boy named Butters! (That's that's me, yeah.)

Episode 602: Jared Has Aides - He's Still Lookin' Good

He's still lookin' good!
His name is Jared
His name is Jared and he likes to eat the sandwiches...

He's still lookin' good, with all those... sub sandwiches...

He's still lookin' good, eatin' them sandwiches all the time...

Episode 602: Jared Has Aides - Jared's Theme (Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Philadelphia)

His name is Jared. He's... Jared lost weight eating Subway
and now he's cold and alone
No one's... place to call his home
He likes sandwiches with Philadelphia cream cheese...

Episode 603: Asspen - Montage

The day is approaching to give it your best
You've got to reach your prime!
That's when you need to put yourself to the test
And show us the passage of time
We're gonna need a montage (Montage)
A sports-training montage (Montage)

And just show a lot of things happenin' at once.
Remind everyone of what's goin' on. (What's goin' on?)
And with every shot, show a little improvement
To show it won't take too long
That's called a montage (Montage)
Even Rocky had a montage (Montage)

In any sport, if you want to go
From just a beginner to a pro
You'll need a montage (Montage)
a simple little montage (Montage)

Always fade out (Montage) into a montage (Montage)
If you fade out it seems like a long time (Montage) has passed in a montage (Montage)
Montage (Montage)

Episode 608: Red Hot Catholic Love - Catholic Boat (Jack Jones - The Love Boat)

The Catholic Boat's gonna be headin' on out today.
The Catholic Boat. Time to throw all of your cares away.
Get some hot Chrisitan action; it'll make you-

Episode 614: The Death Camp of Tolerance - Lemmiwinks (Glenn Yarbrough - The greatest Adventure)

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward, Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead.
The journy before you may be long and filled with woe
But you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told.

Lemmiwinks. Lehehemiwinks Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks-

Lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and fast.
To find his way out of a gay man's ass.
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onward, Lemmiwinks, with all of your might.

The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead.
Don't look back, Lemmiwinks, or you'll soon be dead.
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late
Slow down now and seal your fate.

Take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way.
There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay.
Ahead you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within.
Freedom from the Ass of Doom is the treasure you will win.

Lemmiwinks has made it out and his tale is nearly through

Now that you're the Gerbil King there's more ventures to go on
Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun
There's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight
For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King could be told a thousand nights

Lemmi- Lemmi- Lemmiwinks. Le- Lemmiwiiinks.
Lehhmiwinks, Lem- Lem- Lemmiwinks
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Leh-miwinks
Leh-miwinks, Gerbil King.

Episode 614: The Death Camp of Tolerance - Catatafish's Riddle

Lemmiwinks came to the stomach far.
'Neath the depths of the lungs and heart.
Catatafish of the stomach's cove.
Catatafish riddle will soom be told.

Episode 616: My Future Self n' Me - My Future Self n' Me

Here we are, face to face, "My Future Self -n- Me"
So much alike, and yet so different.
One of them's messy, the other one's clean!
Gettin' along isn't always easy, sometimes we disagree
But in the end we know we're good for each other
Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me
Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-...
Me.

Episode 712: All About The Mormons? - Joseph Smith Was Called a Prophet

Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He started the Mormon religion
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Joseph Smith was called a prophet-

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Many people believed Joseph
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And that night he-ee saw an angel
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

He found the stones and golden plates
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Even though nobody else ever saw them
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

And that's how the Book of Mormon was written
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dahumb dahumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb duuumb, duuumb.

Martin went home to his wife
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And showed her pages from the Book of Mormon
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Lucy Harris smart smart smart
Smart smart smart smart smart

Martin Harris dumb dadumb-

Lucy Harris smart smart smart
Martin Harris dumb.
So Martin went on back to Smith
Said the pages had gone away
Smith got mad and told Martin
He needed to go pray
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

Episode 801: Good Times With Weapons - Let's Fighting Love!

Sung
Subarashii chinchin mono
Kintama no kame aru
Sore no oto sarubobo
Iie! Ninja ga imasu

Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!

Kono uta chotto baka
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mechakucha
Daijobu! We do it all the time!

Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!

English Translation
I have a wonderful penis
And testicle hair.
That's the sound of a sarubobo.
No! It's the ninjas!

Hey hey let's go fight!
The important thing is to protect my balls!
I'm bad, so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!

This song is a little stupid
It's hard to make sense of
Its English is messed up
That's OK! We do it all the time!

Hey hey let's go fight!
The important thing is to protect my balls!

Episode 805: You Got F'd In The A - Let's see you daaance, sucka! (Splack Pack - Just Shake That Ass, Bitch!)

Let's see you daaance, sucka! You've got nothin' on me!
Let's see you daaance, sucka! You've got nothin' on me!
Let's see you...! Let's see you...!
Let's see you...! Let's see you...!
Daaance, sucka!

[brief instrumental]

Let's see you daaance, sucka! You've got nothin' on me!
Let's see you daaance, sucka! You've got nothin' on me!
Let's see you daaance-

Episode 805: You Got F'd In The A - You Can't, So Don't!

You can't step to my roots, so don't try it.
You canít burn with my group so donít light it.
I'm on the OC/Eastside crew and I'm better than you.
You like to suck my balls, don't deny it.
You can't bop her like me so don't go there.
You never find a bigger bitch player nowhere.
I put my jimmy in a ho, put off soul.
I'm a good listener and that's rare.

Episode 805: You Got F'd In The A - I've Got Something In My Front Pocket (Steve Martin - I'm Picking Out A Thermos For You)

(Leon Redbone type of music)
I've got something in my front pocket for you
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is
Then grab onto it, it's just for you
Give a little squeeze and say, "How do you do?"
There's something in my front pocket, There's something in my front pocket,
There's something in my front pocket-

Episode 807: Goobacks - The Future Begins With You And Me

We've got to work for a better future, we've got to join hands for tomorrow.
Take the first step and you will see the future begins with you and me.
We can start to make a difference if we want it for our children
Recycle that can and plant that tree, 'cause the future begins with you and me.
The future begins with you and me.

Episode 808: Douch and Turd - Let's Get Out The Vote

Let's get out the vote! Let's make our voices heard!
We've been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd.
It's democracy in action! Put your freedom to the test.
A big fat turd or a stupid douche. Which do you like best?

Episode 812: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!
Show the whole world what a slut you are!
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!
Let everyone see your coo-oo-ooch!

Episode 812: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset - Paris Hilton (Glenn Yarbrough - The greatest Adventure)

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead.
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onward, Paris Hilton, with all of your might.
Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton Paris Hilton
Stupid whore!

Episode 813: Cartman's Incredible Gift - Seasons

Seasons change, time passes by.
As the weeks become the months become the years.

Episode 814: Woodland Critter Christmas - Christmastime Is Once A Year

Christmastime is once a year
Every critter holds it dear
Every animal big or small
Christmas means so much to us all

Christmas time is once a year.
Every critter holds it dear.
Every animal big or small,
Christmas means so much to us all.
It's once a year, it's Christmastime!
And it happens once a year.
It's once a year, it's Christmastime!
When we hear about how Christmas only comes
Once a year.

Episode 901: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - Swim With The Dolphins

If I could swim with the dolphins,
The soft and gentle dolphins...
Why can't I swim with the dolphins?

Episode 1002: Smug Alert - A Smuggy Day In San Francisco Town

A smuggy day in San Francisco town.

Episode 1105: Fantastic Easter Special - He Is Risen

He is risen.
He is risen.
Let the voices sing his praises on this holy day.
He is risen!

Episode 1213: Elementary School Musical - Go With The Status Quo

You've gotta go with the status quo if you wanna be a regular Joe. (come on now)
And your dreams are only a beat away; don't let 'em tell you no. (tell you no-o-o)
You've gotta go with the status quo. Keep singing 'bout the status quo (keep singing 'bout the status)
That's the place we know (get down now)
We're all in our high school dancing on tables singing 'bout what we know (singing 'bout what we know)
We've gotta go with the status quo, go with the status quo. (go with the status)
Go with the status quo (go with the status quo). That's where we should go. (Go there now)
Copies of pop songs packaged by Disney and turned into a show (into a show).
That's the status quo! That's the status quo (That's the status quo) That's the status quohh!
That's the place we know (get down now)
We're all in our high school dancing on tables singing 'bout what we know (singing 'bout what we know)
We've gotta go with the status quo, go with the status quo. (go with the status)
Go with the status-

Episode 1214: The Ungroundable - I'm Not Part Of Your Society

I'm not part of your society. I don't follow your fads and rules. Doctrines...

Episode 1214: The Ungroundable - Burn Down Hot Topic

Burn down down, burn down Hot Topic.
Don't let it steal your soul away.
Burn down, burn down Hot Topic.
Light the fire. Take control.
Burn down, burn down Hot Topic.
Don't let it take your soul.
Burn down, burn down, burn down Hot Topic.
And take control.
Burn down... Hot Topic.
Burn it down... Hot Topic.

Episode 1311: Whale Whores - The World Is A Vampire

The world is a vampire, sent to drain.
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

Episode 1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association - Vunter Slash Kapunshka

Vunter Slash kapunshka. Shpielerin manshunshka.
Het mine gaset rosa. Danka Vunter Slasha
Vunter Slash kapunshka. Shpielerin manshunshka.
Het mine gaset rosa-

Episode 1510: Bass To Mouth - Wikileaks

Wikileaks, the phone hacker with a heart of doom
Everyone knows the gerbil king, but no one ever speaks
Of Lemminwinks's brother, the evil Wikileaks...
Lemmiwinks, King of Gerbils, stop your brother of doom!

Episode 1510: Bass To Mouth - Catatafish of the Stomach's Cove

Catatafish of the Stomach's Cove.
Catatafish's tale will soon be told.
Catatafish made a salmon suck asshole.

Episode 1510: Bass To Mouth - Go Lemmiwinks! Stop Wikileaks!

Run, run, the battle's on! Wikileaks and Lemmiwinks.
Run, run, the battle's on!
Go Lemmiwinks! Stop Wikileaks!
Run, run, the battle's on! Wikileaks and Lemmiwinks.
Run, run, the battle's on!
Go Lemmiwinks! Stop Wikileaks!

Episode 1609: Raising The Bar - James Cameron, The Bravest Pioneer

His name is James (James) Cameron, the bravest pioneer.
No budget too steep no sea too deep.
Who's that? It's him!
James Cameron.

James (James) Cameron, explorer of the sea
With a dying thirst to be the first Could it be? Yeah it's him.
James Cameron.

Episode 1614: Obama Wins! - Obama Is President Again!

Obama is President again!

Episode 1708: A Song of Ass and Fire - Princess Kenny

Ima kayoubi desu.
Princess Kenny korosu.
Naze matta?
Naze osoi?
Kenny-chan kawaii Princessu!
Kawaii ne onna no ko?

Episode 1906: Tweek x Craig - Tweek x Craig

Maybe we should go away.
Put cares aside for just a day.
The world we face is a-not so big.
Not if we are strong like Tweek and Craig.

Honto ni sakana ga oishii ["This fish is very tasty."]

Let's go back to when it was new.
Weren't we such happy people too?
Life was simple, problems vague.
We had it all, a lot like Tweek and Craig.

And in the darkness we all seek
A perfect love like Craig and Tweek.
We must fight or love's a goner.
We must hold Tweek and Craig with the

Highest honor! Gambaro irasshai! ["Hang in there!"]

I hope you know when you are down
That you turned my life around.
Just like the quote from Shakespeare said
I'm your Tweek,
[slowing] and you're my Craig/