South Park Studios FAQ

Compiled by Willie Westwood
from the list of questions answered by the staff at South Park Studios.

Part 30 - Summer 2008

Some commentary is provided in the third column
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
What was the episode with all the Rob Schneider movies? It's appropriately titled: "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" (615). Take your pick of his crappy movies: The Carrot, The Stapler, Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb, or my personal favorite: Rob Schneider is...Kenny!
What other shops/buildings are there in South Park, other than Jimbo's Gun's, Tom's Rhinoplasty and South Park Elementary?? There's a ton. I'll give you a few tasty ones: Whistlin' Willy's Pizza Gultch, Photo DoJo, Jimmy's Buffet, Buca de Faggoncini Italian Restaurant, City Hall, Laugh Factory, Shakey's Pizza, Les Bos Cocktails, South Park Police Station, Toy Safari, the straight forward "Bar", and of course, Curves.
What episode do the boys all play baseball, but all play bad cause they want to lose the game? The Losing Edge (905). It's also the one where Randy picks fights with all the other team's Dads. "Oh, I'm sorry...I thought this was America!"
In which episode does Cartman dress up as Adolf Hitler? There's actually a couple. He dresses up as Hitler for Halloween in Pinkeye (107), but really absorbed the charachter in the Passion of the Jew (804).
Hey I heard a rumor that the new episode is one-hour long. Is it? Seriously? We just finished the Imaginationland Movie. Are you trying to kill us?
What is the name of the song playing in Stanleys Cup during the hockey montage? "Song 2" by Blur. Woo HOO!
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
In "The losing edge”, the blond kid that appears always next to Kyle and Stan...is that Kenny? Good eye. Yes, it is. And it's probably the only time you can see Kenny without a hood for the entire episode. Kenny fans rejoice!
is garrison a guy again?? what happened?? He's not a guy, he's a MAN. He just needed help from a mouse and some genetic engineering to get back that way.
how is kenny able to go to school if his family is poor? Ummm...public school. It's free. Do these kids look like they go to private school?
Why are you doing a feature called "Six Days to South Park" when the mid-season premiere is a month away? I get confused easily. "Six Days to South Park" is about how we make new shows (start to finish) in six days. It's a "making of" feature, if you will. But don't get too down on yourself...you are 100% correct about the mid-season premiere. It's less than a month away (Oct. 8th)!
Monday, September 8, 2008
What's that one episode where everyone tries to run the "rich" people out of town? "Here Comes the Neighborhood" (512). Freakin' Richers.
In which episode does Cartman's Mother's German Shizer porn movies get discovered? I really want to see that again. That's actually in the South Park MOVIE "Bigger, Longer, and Uncut". And it is high-larious. Netflix that bad boy.
It is often referred to, but is there actually an episode where Cartman feeds a boy his own parents? Yes. The boy's name is Scott Tenorman. And his tears are so yummy and sweet. Check out the notorious Chili scene, or watch the episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die" (501).
I was wondering: who does the fact checking? I live in Japan - to escape the gingers - and saw a Japanese ginger at Tokyo Disneyland. Oh my god. A Japanese Ginger?! It can't be. My only guess is that it was a crab person disgused as an pasty, soulless tourist.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
What is the name of the nasty school bus driver with yellow teeth? Please. Have some respect for the dead. Her name was Mrs. Crabtree
I know that Cartmans whore mom is actually his dad. so then who is his mom? Uhh, his mom is his mom. Mrs. Cartman.
uummm im looking for the episode where cartman thinks hes dead. That would be "The Death of Eric Cartman" (906)
What is the season and episode # where cartman sings a song that sounds alot like DR DRE's and TUPAC's "California" ? Season 11, Episode 7 - "Night of the Living Homeless". Sing it with me, "California! Super cool to the homeless..."
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
How come it's always kyle who gets made fun of? That's just not true. They're guys, they rip on everyone. You sound like Token in "Here Comes the Neighborhood" (512). Watch this clip and you'll understand how it works.
Which episode is it when kenny's mom gets pregnant and kenny tries to give her the no-baby pills? Kenny's Mom gets preggers in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" (406).
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
In a previous question, someone asked how many episodes there are and you replied with 174. So why when you refer to episodes that people are asking about, you give them different numbers that go way above 174? just curious. thanks! Episodes are numbered by their Season. For example, the 10th episode in season 2 is #210. Season 11, episode 5 is #1105. And so on... That's how the TV numbering system goes. That said, their are 174 South Park episodes total.Another way to remember this is by using the letter S (for Season) and E (for Episode) with the numbers: #210 is S2E10, #1105 is S11E05
Why did you make fun Rumania in Season 4 - Episode 3 ? ('m from Rumania ) keep on kickin ass What's "Rumania"? whatever it is, it sounds pretty funny.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
What's the name of the episode where Cartman falls in love with Wendy? thanks. That's "Chef Goes Nanners" (408).
I heard there is an episode where the boys think they get a period...heard it's really funny...Which episode is it??? It is really funny. The episode is "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus?" (316). Cartman is the first to get his manly butt-period.
Why doesnt Mrs. Choksondik ever wear a bra? -well...before she died anyway! It's too restrictive.
What does TBA mean? the episode coming octoeber 8th? i am a huge Southpark fan, I've watched all episodes at least 2 times and up to 6, and ive found alot of aliens=) It means "To Be Announced"...as in, new episodes start October 8th and you'll have to wait until then to find out the juicy details.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Will South Park air episodes forever? If not, how long can they promise us new episodes? I can at least promise you South Park has been renewed through Season 15. That's almost forever.
Why dont the south park creators make fun of George Bush? Oh, George W.'s been in a bunch of episodes already. Check him out in "Mystery of the Urinal Duece" (1009), "Cartoon Wars II" (1004), and "A Ladder To Heaven" (612).
Monday, August 18, 2008
is it possible to watch the episodes in full full screen you know like youtube? THIS IS THE BEST WEBSITE EVER!!!!!!!! This is one of the things we're working on to make it even better. Thanks!
Hey, can you give us the lyrics of the song Wendy sings when she applies to be a member of the boys' boygroup? You mean Fingerbang? The best boy band ever? I'm afraid giving you the lyrics to that song would downplay just how awesome it is. If you listen hard enough, maybe you can decode it yourself and unlock Wendy's powers.
What's the tune called at the end of each episode and who plays it? Good question. The original theme song was performed by Primus. It's been remixed a few times over the years, and as of Season 10, the title music was changed to the song "Whamola", and performed by The Les Claypool Frog Brigade (Les Claypool is the singer and bassist in Primus as well).
Sunday, August 17, 2008
In the episode "Canceled", the boys meet the form-changing alien. The alien takes the form of a thin black man with a big mouth. Haven't i seen that guy somewhere in South Park before, or is it just me? Hmm…I don't think you've seen him on South Park before. I think you're just a big fan of the 1970's show "Good Times", where J.J. (or as you so eloquently put it, the "thin black man with a big mouth") is an aspiring painter in the Chicago projects. Good show.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Where is the episode were everyone is putting food in there butt and crapping out there mouth? That would be Red Hot Catholic Love (608). A lot of people mistakenly think it's "How to Eat With Your Butt" (510), and are disappointed when there's no mouth pooping.
Monday, August 11, 2008
How many South Park episodes are made so far? My friend says that it's about 1000 but I don't think it's true. 174. You're friend is way wrong. Rub it in his face.
The Olympics are a huge worldwide event, are the boys ever going to get to be a part of it? I'm not sure if the boys are fit enough. In "Up the Down Steroid" (803), Cartman faked retardation to compete in the Special Olympics, and failed miserably. Although, with the help of 'roids, Jimmy did quite well.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
In the episode "The Jeffersons", Who is the kid that they try to substitute for Blanket? I thought for a second it was Kenny but im not sure. It's Kenny. Man, Kenny fans are gonna love you for uncovering that gem.
In an old episode the boys were watching t.v. and there was a commercial with Mr. T. where he said something like, ``....and dont do drugs!`` What episode was that from? Just one of those funny random clips that I would like to see again. thanks Well, he makes a very brief appearance in Ike's Wee Wee (204), where the A Team takes Mr. Mackey off to rehab. That's probably what you're talking about. But you can also see him in Cartoon Wars Pt. I (1003), as the "punchline" of a joke in Family Guy.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Didn't Kenny take off his hood in "Bigger, Longer and Uncut"? Yes, he did.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
I love Russell Crowe. Will there ever be a chance for the boys to meet Russell Crowe? Uh, yeah! Haven't you ever heard of "Fightin' Around the World?" It's only one of HBC's highest rated shows.
why is kenny broke Why is the sky blue? My guess is: because he's got no money.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Where can i download south park series so i can have them wherever i go. iTunes has EVERY episode available for download. Get your fix there.
Hey I was just wondering if there is a particular reason why Canadians have the first letter of their name on their t-shirts? Especially in the episode "Not Without My Anus". So they don't wear each other's clothes. Duh.
why is kyles mom so prtective She just loves her little "bubula." For more info, I recommend you check out Cartman's take on this Mother-Son relationship.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Whos flag was that on Rebecas room door in Hooked on Monkey Fonics? Slovenia.
does kyle take his green hat off? Yes, Kyle has taken his off a few times in the show. You get a nice look at his fro in his School Photo, or check out his sweet News Anchor hairdo from "Quest for Ratings" (811). Kyle also sported the cult look in "Super Best Friends" (504). It's so much easier on everyone when the boys keep their hats on.
i want more boobs. can you make an episode with a lot of boobs. magor boobage was cool, but make one like that only, you get to see them online. Well, it sounds like you're looking for porn. But if you want some good, clean fun, I suggest you watch Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society (610). But be careful what you wish for. Too much boobs leads to ape-like behavior.
Ok i remember watching a interview with the creators of south park awhile back ago ...they said there was hidden aliens in some of the episodes i dont remember what ones have you found any and where!?! p.s. <3 the site! keep on kickin ass You remember correctly. We've hidden aliens in random episodes from all 12 seasons. What can I say, it makes us feel really good.

If you want more of a challenge, try and find them in "Bloody Mary", "Trapper Keeper", "Asspen", and many others.

When will South Park be broadcast in High Definition? We haven't broadcast the series in Hi-Def...yet. But you can download and watch the episode "Good Times with Weapons" or "Imaginationland: The Movie" in HD if you own an xBox 360.

Stay tuned for more news about HD South Park.

Sunday, July 27, 2008
I am a BIG fan of Jimmy. Will there be anymore episodes starring Jimmy... like "Up the Down Steroid"? You never know what the future holds. But if your looking to scratch that Jimmy itch, I highly recommend "Erection Day" (907), "Cripple Fight" (503), "Krazy Kripples" (702) and this clip from "Professor Chaos" for some sweet Jimmy goodness.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Would any of you ever ride an 'It'? Of course. IT's way better than flying.
When will the new episodes premiere? And are all of these episodes on South Park Studios the only ones that exist so far? I love Cartman- need more Cartman. New episodes will start again OCTOBER 8th.

And yes, all 174 episodes ever made are up on that site, for free, in all their glory. If you want to go crazy for Cartman, try typing his name into its Search bar. It will give you more Cartman than any one person could handle.

Hi there I just want to know what happened to Mr.Hat and the mean bus lady? The mean bus lady (aka Veronica Crabtree) was unfortunately murdered by the Left Handed Killer in Season 8 ("Cartman's Incredible Gift").

As for Mr. Hat, when Garrison got re-promoted to teach the 4th grade in "Death Camp of Tolerance", he realized that 4th Graders were too old for his hand-puppet friend, Mr. Hat. Instead, he did what any normal teacher would do: replaced Mr. Hat with a gay S&M assistant named Mr. Slave, or as Garrison calls him, the Teacher's Ass.

At the cartoon wars part II, was it a joke at the end about comedy central refusing to show an image of Muhammed, or was it for real? It was for reals.And it always will be. The Season 10 DVD doesn't show the image either.
Monday, July 21, 2008
when is season 11 comin to dvd box set? Soon, my friend. Season 11 comes out on DVD August 11th.
Hi, is there going to be a episode including DogPoo? PS u are the best. Sure. In fact, Dog Poo is the name of one of the kids in their class. Click here to meet him. Or click here for a more doody-driven Dog Poo clip. P.S. No, you are the best!That second one is a Butters clip, but a dog poops on him.
there is a place calles Killkenny in Ireland, hehe. You should do something about it. Sending respect. Tom. Yes, but I believe it's actually spelled "KilKenny". There's also a delicious beer of the same name. Mmmmm....beer.
you should be able to watch the movie version of Imaginationland here, its way better. why not? Shhh...It's OK. Maybe you should stop peeking at the presents under the Christmas tree. In the near future...you may just get your wish.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Which epiosode in the first season came first volcano,or wieght gain 4000? cuz i've check wiki and your episode guild and thereboth different. Weight Gain 4000. If you're ever curious about stuff like this, you should check out the all-knowing Episode Guide (the Studios', not the Scriptorium's). All the episodes in the episode guide are listed, from left to right, by their air-date on Comedy Central. Once in a while the episode numbers may be out of order, but air-date is the gospel of how they should be watched.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
In "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", when Mr.McKormick got his shattered left texticale fixed, why was the bandage on the out side? Because his groin injury was so intense, it transcended pants. Plus, he was bleeding a lot.
Since Garrison became a lesbian, then he/she turned back into a man... (in EEK a penis!) does that mean he is now a straight man? Let's just say Garrison likes everyone.
what's the black death again? An ancient plague caused by the repeated use of a "curse word". Or some shit like that. You should watch "It Hits the Fan" (502) for a more graphic answer.
Why are all canadians square-like and simple? And if you look at their cars in "Behind the blow" the wheels are squares. Why is that? We modeled Canada and all the Canadians after the real thing. So I guess the answer is "because".South Park is pretty crappily animated as it is, but Trey responded to early criticism that the show is nothing but crappy animation and fart jokes with a show within the show that is animated even MORE crappily and is wall-to-wall fart jokes - "Terrence & Phillip!" - the funniest Canadians around.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Hi....well i want to see an episode when the boys are going to cinema and see the asses of fire 1....can you please find the episode? Terrance and Phillip's original blockbuster "Asses of Fire" can actually be seen in the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, available on DVD. All the boys go to see it and come out swearing like sailors. T&P's foul-mouthed influence on the Boys pisses off their parents, especially Kyle's Mom, and eventually leads to a war against Canada. But if you want to learn more about Terrance and Phillip's movie catalogue, I suggest you watch the following episodes: "Not Without My Anus" (201), "Behind the Blow" (505), "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" (604).
When Kyle is having a nightmare about killing Jesus in "The Passion of the Jew," who is that guy that he sees just before waking up? Alan Alda. He was in the TV show M*A*S*H.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Is there ever going to be an episode that takes place in the future? When the boys are a little more grown up. I think that would be pretty sweet. Just imagine Cartman in middle school. You should watch "My Future Self n' Me" (616), "Goobacks" (806), or perhaps "Go God Go XII" (1013). I must warn you though, the future is not all sunshine, chocolate and Chicken Pot Pies.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
When are you going to parody another movie? Like the episode "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" was hilarious! Another movie parody would be great!!! We actually parody movies all the time. Some are not as obvious as the one you mentioned, but they're definately there. For example,watch "Super Fun Time" (1207) for some "Die Hard" action, "Major Boobage" (1203) for a righteous rip on "Heavy Metal", or "Night of the Living Homeless" (1107) for....well, I'll let you figure that one out. If you type in "parody" in the search bar, you may be pleasantly surprised as well.
what number was kyle on THE LIST? Kyle was #16, which put's him dead last. But if you've seen the episode (1114), then you know the list was compromised.
Why is in there in South Park always snow even when not snowing? Well, South Park is in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado . And if you've ever been to Colorado, you know there's ALWAYS snow. It's a nice place to visit, you should check it out. Just watch out for the anal probing aliens.
I love you guys. Thanks, it's nice to hear that once in a while. We love you too.
i got a question about the list. can we know who waz cutest to ugliest in order You sure can. 1. Clyde 2. Token 3. Stan 4. Bradley 5. Jason 6. Leroy 7. Kenny 8. Tweek 9. Kevin 10. Jimmy 11. Butters 12. Craig 13. Timmy 14. Francis 15. Cartman 16. Kyle ...But keep in mind, this list was a forgery. As you know, Clyde was corruptly placed as #1 by the girl's Sunshine Committee because his Dad owns a shoe store, and Wendy...oh hell, just watch "The List". (1114)
why does it only take one hit for towelie to get high? i`m sure it`s not because he`s a towel, and plus he should have a tolerance by now. 1 Hit x A Million Little Fibers = 1 super stoned Towel. And how do you know so much about towel anatomy?
why does in the beginning of the episode of The Return Of Chef a voice says "previously on South Park" when actually i didn't find any "previous episode" No, you're not going crazy. There actually wasn't a previous episode. In the television world, I believe that's what we call a "made you look".
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Why is South Park so cool and great? I just cant STOP watching! We think South Park is pretty cool too. Maybe it's because we work here. Maybe because it's free on-line 24/7, 365. And free things are super cool.
will you guys ever make an episode where stan and wendy kiss. because, if they are boyfriend and girlfriend, shouldn't they kiss? You can’t rush love. And anyway, what’s more romantic than vomit?
how many more seasons of south park is there Luckily, South Park has been renewed at least through Season 15.
What's the name of the Song in Mayor Boobage ? Which one? The song “Heavy Metal (Takin’ A Ride)” is by Don Felder. The song "Heavy Metal" is by Sammy Hagar and the song "Radar Rider" is by Riggs.
Are the crab people secretly behind scientology? Maybe. Who wants to know? But they do set the foreign exchange rates.
When can us British watch episodes here? I'm dying of boredom guys :( We’re working on it. So don’t you go dying on us. Even though you can't watch the episodes, make sure to check out all the clips. While watching a clip, make sure to click on the "related" tab to find all the clips from that particular episode.
I loved Canada on Strike. Where did u get the inspiration to make the "what what in the butt" song?? Butters’ song was actually a parody of a real viral internet video. Put on your anti-creepy goggles and check the original "What, What in the Butt."
why does chef always want to have sex with woman? It’s a cafeteria worker thing.I guess the better question is, "Why does he sing about it so much?" I mean, he's a straight man, and straight men always wanna have sex with women.
Will the episode "with apologies to Jesse Jackson" be on the season 11 dvd even though all the criticism about it? Absolutely. If we buried all the episodes that got criticized, you’d never see anything.
In the episode "The List" why was Wendy smiling when stan puked on her...? Because they’re in love. And when two people are in love, that’s what they do. Smile and puke.And it's been a while since they were last in love.
South Park is by far the best television show on television!!! Is there a way to get SouthParkstudios.com websodes e-mailed to people that are deployed out of country? God bless America and god bless freedom of speech!!! Amen. If you want to email a CLIP, that’s easy. Just pick a clip, and click on the share icon. It's the little envelope. Copy the “Share This Clip” URL that pops up at the end and e-mail to all your friends wherever they may be. For Full episodes, go to the Episodes Page, and choose any episode. Click on the share icon. It's still the little envelope. That will give you the URL. Copy that, and send away! Episodes are available in most countries, except, the UK, Australia and New Zealand. Canada can watch full episodes through our affiliate The Comedy Network. We are working very hard to make South Park available worldwide.
According to "I'm Not Cheesing," guys who cheese are transported to a world of boobs. But girls were were also shown cheesing on the news. What kind of world do they experience when they cheese? A fantastical world of Boobage. Man or woman, who wouldn’t want to fight in the Breastriary and bathe in the Fountains of Varnoth with the IttyTitty fairies of the Mammary Mountains?Or maybe a world of dicks and balls.