South Park Studios FAQ

Compiled by Willie Westwood
from the list of questions answered by the staff at South Park Studios.

Part 17 - Spring 2005

Some commentary is provided in the third column
June 20, 2005
Q. - I smell like cottage cheese. What should I do to eliminate this problem?A. - Bathe.
Q. - What channel is South Park on?A. - Depends on what country you're in. In the United States, it airs on Comedy Central.
June 19, 2005
Q. - I'm dying to know...can you really light farts?A. - Yes.
June 16, 2005
Q. - How do I activate my account? I got a mail and I'm still confused?A. - Click the link in the email to activate it.
June 15, 2005
Q. - Did "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" ever come out with a soundtrack?A. - Yes!
June 14, 2005
Q. - Will there be any more live chats with Matt and/or Trey?A. - We haven't discussed if or when this might happen as they're currently on vacation, but we hope so.
June 11, 2005
Q. - If the hair of Kenny's mother is red and the hair of his father is brown, why his hair is blond?A. - Hair color is a funny thing. For example, in my family, a lot of pre-teens have blonde hair, but later their hair darkens. And besides, who is to say his mother doesn't dye her hair somehow?
June 11, 2005
Q. - Can you really shove food up your butt and poo out your mouth?A. - Have you tried?
June 9, 2005
Q. - Will they ever make another "Drawn Together" episode?A. - Uh, wrong website. Try Comedy Central.
Q. - Will the original "The Spirit of Christmas" be on an upcoming DVD?A. - Probably not. Sorry.Other people involved in its creation haven't given their permission to release it.
June 8, 2005
Q. - What is Wing's website address?A. - Wing Tunes.
Q. - Where is "South Park Pinball?" It was my favorite game.A. - This was hosted by Comedy Central; they redid their website and don't have it available currently.
June 7, 2005
Q. - Why does Cartman have a picture of Orgazmo on his wall? Does he even know who Orgazmo is?A. - If he doesn't, surely his mother would.
Q. - At the end of the 2nd episode of the "Princess," it said that there was another cartoon called "Princess Finds a Red Balloon." Did Matt and Trey make this? If so, where can I find this?A. - No. Sorry.
Q. - What are the Princess flash cartoons and where can I find them?A. - It's a bit of long story, but suffice to say that Matt and Trey had been asked to make some web cartoons and it didn't work out. The first two were finished, and while we don't host them here, if you go google for "Princess flash" or something to that effect, you'll probably find them.Your search... is over.... Enjoy.
Q. - What nationality is Stan Marsh?A. - American.
June 6, 2005
Q. - Why won't Trey & Matt consider making "Team America" 2? This time answer my fucking question!!!A. - They've had enough of the puppets for a while. Besides, if you want a sequel, you're going to have to get behind everyone who want sequels to their other works, like Orgazmo and BLU.
May 29, 2005
Q. - Will Matt and Trey make any more "Princess" flash cartoons? I need to see more!!A. - No, sorry.
Q. - Why does Cartman despise drug-obsessed hippies?A. - Cartman hates hippies because they want to save the earth, and all they ever do is smoke pot and smell bad.
May 28, 2005
Q. - When will Season 6 be available on DVD in the US?A. - We're not quite sure (yet). As soon as we find out, though, we'll let you know!
Q. - Do you charge money for the stuff on this site?A. - No, it's all free... except the alcohol.
May 27, 2005
Q. - por que este programa es tan dañino y vulgar?A. - porque es comico.Porque así fué diseñado. ¡Escondan sus hijos e hijas!
May 26, 2005
Q. - Could you explain to me why during the "You Pick It Week", the episodes that were chosen air all the time anyway?A. - Well, it was up to the person who won. If you had won, you could have chosen.
May 25, 2005
Q. - When is this mysterious "1 more episode before October" going to air, if at all? I was promised 8 new episodes in a row, yet there were only 7. Can you clear this up once and for all?. Can you clear this up once and for all?A. - As we mentioned before, there was a schedule change; the first half ended up having only seven episodes. (Sorry for any confusion.)
May 21, 2005
Q. - I have realized that there is a group of people you haven't made fun of: I'm pretty sure that you have never done an episode involving the minority of left-handers. I think that you should do an episode making fun of them.A. - Simpson's Already Did It.
Q. - Why were the Goth kids waiting in line to get a Sony PSP? That is so conformist!A. - Maybe you should be asking what game they were going to play on it?
May 17, 2005
Q. - when is the fifth series of South Park going to be released in England (on dvd) ?A. - According to Comedy Central, probably next year.
May 16, 2005
Q. - I know there are South Park wallpapers available, but are there any screen savers?A. - Yesss....
May 15, 2005
Q. - I like the South Park games, but you should do more.A. - The ones here on the website? Stay tuned!
Q. - Last year, when Matt and Trey took their break, they were working on "Team America." So what are their plans for this year?A. - Relaxation? The staff has to work pretty hard to bring you South Park every week!
May 13, 2005
Q. - I was wondering: do Matt and Trey really hate all of the actors they rip on in "Team America"?A. - Didn't you watch the DVD intros? They don't really hate most actors... well, maybe Barbara Streisand.
Q. - Why doesn't my score add up when I play Ultimate Fan Trivia? It seems to reset every time!A. - Ultimate Fan Trivia only displays your score for that game, but don't worry -- it does add the points up.
May 12, 2005
Q. - Is that seconday character Jason based on Jason McHugh? Cause I'm pretty sure he is, and Jason kicks ass.A. - Yes he is, and yes he does.
May 11, 2005
Q. - You used to be able to click the download button and you would be able to download sounds and stuff. Now you can only view them. Why is this and can you change it so you can actually download stuff?A. - We haven't had this problem! The only change made is that now you can left-click on the download button and your browser should download, too.

Make sure you're clicking on the little arrow that points down; the other link is a preview (if it applies). If it still isn't working, let us know what you're trying to download, what operating system (i.e., Windows XP), what browser (i.e., Mozilla Firefox 1.0.4) and we'll try and figure it out.

May 10, 2005
Q. - ok on april 8th 2004 u answered the kid that asked the question what is the answer to the universe and u said 42 is that from the book hitch hikers guid to the universe? the only reason i no that is because my geometry teacher never shuts up about it shes extreamly gay your not gay like her are you?A. - Yes, it's from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I'm glad you're paying attention in Geometry, but have you ever thought about paying attention in English class too?

Q. - In "the Death of Eric Cartman," the boys were picked up by the school bus. Who is the new bus driver?A. - That's a good question! Maybe you'll find out in a future episode...
May 9, 2005
Q. - How do you guys think of these crazy ideas? How could you come up with a towel that likes to get high or a taco that poops ice cream?A. - Cough syrup?
Q. - In Scott Tenorman must die, why aren't scott's pubes red?A. - Wow...
If I could give an award for questions here, you'd win.

Uh.. anyway.. I believe it's natural for pubic hair to be a different color than the hair on your head, but no offense -- I'm not sure I want to go about organizing a scientific experiment to test this. Nor am I inclined to walk up to a redhaired person and ask them what color their pubes are. If you do either of these, feel free to let us know the results.
(Or not).

Q. - I'm planning to buy South Park DVD's, but I was wondering: are the DVDs censored like on Comedy Central? I hope not!A. - Yes, they're just as shown on TV... except higher resolution... and no commercials.
May 7, 2005
Q. - Is the ninth season over?A. - Definitely not! We'll have more episodes later this year!
May 5, 2005
Q. - Just between me and you, could casually suggest to Matt and Trey that their next project be a sequel to "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut?" It could come up very casually in conversation and hopefully they'll exclaim, "A sequel? Let's do it!"A. - Matt said we’d do another movie if and when they get an idea that's better than the first movie. So far, nothing like that has come up. (And no, we're not soliciting ideas, but thanks anyway.)
Q. - In "The Quest for Ratings," where did you get the animal footage for Craig's show?A. - Did you try searching before you asked? The animals in that episode were pets of staff members.
May 3, 2005
Q. - What are Trey and Matt's favorite movies?A. - Back when Matt was employee of the month, he said his favorite movie was "Star Wars: Episode One." (He was kidding.)
Q. - What was that cheesy rock song from "the Losing Edge?”A. - It was "You're the Best" by Joe Esposito.
Q. - Hey, do you guys still use that guy from Baseketball and Orgazmo (the little guy) as a voice in your work? It sounds like him sometimes.A. - Absolutely. He was Chris in “Do the Handicapped go to Hell?” and "Probably." You can also hear his voice in our Ultimate Fan Trivia game!
May 2, 2005
Q. - Roughly when is the second half of season 9 going to be airedA. - Roughly about five months from now.
April 23, 2005
Q. - you said that in episode 905 "The losing edge" kenny didm't say anything, but he did when kyle says they need to find a super bad player to will help them lose kenny as "but who?"A. - That wasn't Kenny, it was Craig.
April 22, 2005
Q. - I thought you guys said you were doing 8 episodes for this half of the season? Shouldnt there still be one more episode?A. - As Matt said earlier, there's been some scheduling problems.
Q. - SPS used to have an episode guide, but its not here anymore...Can you bring it back?, please. :DA. - SPS does have an episode guide. click here.
April 18, 2005
Q. - In episode 905 "The losing edge" Where was kenny during that episode?A. - Kenny was there, even though he didn't say anything. Look for his (sort of) medium-length blonde hair.
Q. - why dont trey and matt do full comentaries?A. - As Matt said earlier, "to be perfectly truthful, both Trey and I hate doing commentary tracks. I don't know why."
April 17, 2005
Q. - Is the episode "The Death Of Eric Cartman" the finale for Season 9? Will new episodes air?A. - No, there's one more episode left. After that, new episodes will resume in October.
Q. - In episode 905, what was the song that played during the montage and at the end when Randy jumps into the air?A. - It was a version of "You're the Best" by Joe Esposito Fast version. :)
April 16, 2005
Q. - how well endowed is matt stoneA. - Very well.Not as well as Trey though. :D
Q. - Do Matt or Trey have any brothers or sisters?A. - Yes! In fact, Shelley is based on Trey's real sister.
April 14, 2005
Q. - why are there only 8 new episodes again this season? what happened to the seasons with 20+ episodes?A. - The season is divided into two halves. More episodes will air later in the year.South Park never ever had a season with 20+ episodes.
April 13, 2005
Q. - Are Matt and Trey going to make an episode where the kids go to 5th grade?A. - Only if Mr. Garrison can move up too and be their teacher. I don't know maybe.... Are you prepared to see them as bigger kids?
Q. - answer to life the universe and everything =A. - 42. EVERYBODY knows that.But what ultimate question led to that answer? Nobody knows...
Q. - Is there going to be a single for "Let's Fighting Love"? What are the lyrics, again?A. - "Let's Fighting Love" is available for free right on the South Park Studios website! Click here.

Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono (Wonderful "chin chin" thing)
Kintama no kame aru (There are hairs at balls)
Sore no oto saru bo bo (That's sound "saru bo bo")
Iye! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu (Iye! Ninja is here!)

Hey hey let's go kenka suru (Hey hey let's go fighting!)
Taisetsu no mono protect my balls! (The Important thing: protect my balls!)
Boku ga warui so let's fighting... (I am bad, so let's fighting...)
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!

Kono uta chotto baka (This song is a little stupid)
Wake ga wakaranai (This isn't make sense)
Eigo ga mecha-kucha (Engrish is f*cked up)
Daijobu - we do it all the time! (It's OK! We do it all the time!)

Somewhat better translation:

Wonderful penis ...thing
Some pubic hair
That's the sound of a sarubobo
No! The ninjas are here!

Hey hey, let's go fight!
This is important: protect my balls!
I'm a badass, so let's fighting!
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!

This song is a little stupid
This doesn't make sense
English is so fucked up
It's OK! We do it all the time!

April 7, 2005
Q. - How could Kenny afford a PSP in the episode 904 "Best Friends Forever"? He's supposed to be poor...A. - This was asked in the recent chat; the answer given was: "I don't know, we thought of that too late to fix it... Maybe he shoplifted and then returned the merch or something. But it makes no sense."
Q. - I missed the chat with Matt.. Is it possible to get the log from it?A. - Yes, it's now available! Please click here.
Q. - When are south park episodes beimg shown in UK AND WHAT CHANNEL IS IT ON?A. - It's on Paramount Comedy. See their website at http://www.paramountcomedy.co.uk/home/home.asp.
April 6, 2005
Q. - Will we ever see Towelie again?A. - I don't think so this season. Vernon Chapman, who is the voice of towlie has his own show on m2 now called Wonder Showzen. Check it out.... It's amazing.
April 2, 2005
Q. - In episode 903 "wing", what was the song that token sang at the miss colorado pageant?A. - You heard a recording of the Lou Rawls' song, "You'll Never Find".If you don't believe it, slow down the song a little...
Q. - How'd you guys find Wing?A. - A friend of Trey's told him about Wing and Trey introduced her to everyone here at South Park. I believe he initially found her while surfing the web.
Q. - who is Kiono Reeves?A. - Keanu Reeves is an actor that's starred in a lot of movies. For example, he was Neo in the Matrix.He is also Constantine, in the movie of the same name.
April 1, 2005
Q. - Is the following article on slashdot true about Matt and Trey? Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save EnterpriseA. - No. (April Fools?)Ahahahaha, come on! I do think there'll be a Powerpuff Girls anime though. :)
March 30, 2005
Q. - What kind of movie projects are Trey and Matt working on these days?A. - None.
March 29, 2005
Q. - I would like to ask you guys, what is the deal with all the Jewish jokes, do you guys not like Jewish people or is it just a joke?A. - Matt Stone is Jewish. Matt and Trey will make fun of anything, including themselves. :)
Q. - Where is the trivia taking place and where is the fireside chat taking placeA. - Both are taking place in the South Park Studios chatroom, although in different parts. Click on "#spstrivia" for Friday's trivia game.
Q. - when does team america come to dvd and will there be a dderictor's cut?A. - There will be a theatrical and unedited version, both with lots of special features. They both should be in stores May 17th.
March 28, 2005
Q. - what is Orgazmo?A. - Orgazmo is an adult comedy about a Mormon (played by Trey Parker) who gets a job in a porn film to pay for his wedding.
March 27, 2005
Q. - How the hell did the Mayor survive a gunshot to the head?A. - Like most politicans, she has no brains.
Q. - In episode 903, Is the City Wok guy acutally saying things in japanese, or is it all just jibberish?A. - That's not Japanese and the City Wok guy is supposed to be Chinese, anyway.
March 26, 2005
Q. - Wing is not for real... is she?A. - Wing is totally real.