Trent Boyett is the toughest kid in preschool, but that works against him when Stan and his friends ask him to set a fire for them to put out. He sets the fire and the boys try to put it out with their urine, but it doesn't go out. Ms. Claridge sees the fire and tries to put it out with a blanket, but suffers burns so severe she could never speak again. Trent is arrested for setting the fire. He tells the policeman that it was their idea, but they claim goodness, so Trent is hauled off. Trent spends five years in Juvenile Hall, then gets out. On the way out he passes by the warden to pick up things he entered the Hall with. He finds Butters and beats him up pretty good, inflicting on him all sorts of childhood pain. Ms. Claridge ends up confined inside a futuristic wheelchair which allows her to beep once for yes, twice for no. The boys apologize to Ms. Claridge for their role in her disability, and Trent corners them. Cartman whips out a taser in self-defense and fires it at Trent. Trent moves out of the way and the taser hits Ms. Claridge's wheelchair, which powers up from all the voltage and sends her into several stores, blowing one up and damaging another severely. When a police officer asks her if Trent was responsible for all the damage, she beeps no, but he understood it as yes-yes. Trent is promptly arrested and taken back to Juvenile Hall.
Mr. Meryl is their AV instructor. He's big on ratings, so anyone getting really low ratings after having high ratings may lost his balls.. Whistlin' Willy is like Chuck E. Cheese in that's he's both mascot and restaurant chain. The pharmacist doesn't have any problem selling cough medicine to kids and is quite familiar with the things kids do with it.
Mr. Meryl, Whistlin' Willy, a Pharmacist
You may remember Pete Thelman from "Fourth Grade," when the new fourth-graders pushed him around. He had just entered third grade. Now we learn that he pees sitting down like a girl. Sally Turner was first seen in "Rainforest Shmainforest" as part of the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir. She's been part of group shots ever since, and has been in a few classroom scenes. Now we learn she stuffs her bra. Neither of them have speaking parts.
Pete Thelman, Sally Turner
|Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Some info on Red, Sally, Annie, and Millie have been added to The Kids page, so go to South Park Bios to read up on them.
Girls at the Stupid Spoiled Whore party
Jessie and Kal were the first two girls shown to be playing with the Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset. Wendy witnesses some of their videos and walks away disheartened. Bab is the girl who seems to be master of the Two Minutes in the Closet game. She does something to boys' asses that has them either running out of the closet or walking out of there with a painful butt. The two Kellys shown here don't recognize Cartman after he guesses their names as the ones who invited him to the party.
Jessie and Kal, Bab, Two Kellys
The teen girls work on weakening Mr. Testagurger's will. Mrs. Polk doesn't want her daughter Annie to be behind in fashion, so she's willing to let her dress like a whore. The couple shown in their car drive by as Butters digs for coal. They find it amusing that a bear is digging for coal.
Teen Girls, Mrs. Polk, Couple in Car
Paris Hilton arrives in town to open up her new clothing shop, Stupid Spoiled Whore. The girls go wild for the store and it's a success. Paris wants to get the hell out of town though. Her little Chihuahua has had enough of her and takes its own life by taking a gun from the limo driver, going to the back seat next to Paris and shooting itself in the head. Paris freaks out and breaks down until she sees Butters. She wants him, so she and her driver talk to Butters' parents. She offers them $200 million and then $250 million to get Butters. The parents get rid of Butters for a while by having him dig for coal. He does this in a bear outfit given him by Paris, who wants him to dress in it and pretend to be her new pet bear, Mr. Biggles. With Butters gone, the parents, Paris and the driver can discuss the terms of the contract and the parents agree to give Butters to Paris for $250 million. Butters is disheartened that his parents would sell him at any price, but goes along with the sale. He gets into the limo and looks around. He spots Paris' pet photo album and leafs through it. What he finds in it sends him out the door and as far away as possible. Paris looks for him, then enlists his parents' help or they don't get any of the money. They oblige. Paris shows up at the Stupid Spoiled Whore looking for Butters, who has locked himself in the closet to hide from her. Soon after, Butters rushed out of there. Mr. Slave was already at the party and was telling the girls how worthless Paris was. She heard this and argued with him about who was the bigger whore. She challenges him to a whore-off. The next day it is held, and he finishes her off by swallowing her whole with his ass. The parents ground Butters for losing them the $250 million.
The first announcer announces Paris's new store opening, the second one officiates the whore-off. The cameraman is just one of many who take pictures of Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton and her driver, Paris Announcer, Cameraman, Whore-Off Announcer
|Cartman's Incredible Gift
Dr. Kels is one of the doctors at Hell's Pass Hospital, and he gets the honor of treating Cartman and Kyle for their head injuries and the "psychic" powers they bequeath. The nurses next to him help him out. The one closest to him removes Cartman's "face warmer" while the other one brings him lunch.
Dr. Kels and two nurses
Mr. Johansen is interrogated and shot with a taser, then hauled off to jail. Kyle is sure Cartman made this happen. Jim Brown is a new anchor at News 4. Michael Deets is the real killer and abducts Cartman for not acknowledging his talent, his genius. Kyle had suspicions about him when he arrived at crime scenes in overcoat and yellow bikini, so he decided to do some investigating on his own. He found out the killer's name, address, and most likely time of presence there. The detectives visit him and find the wall of hands there, but are not sure if they're seeing right hands or left ones. Meticulous analysis and some play time lead to the conclusions that Mr. Deets is the man they're looking for, so they come to arrest him. He lunges at them with a knife, so Sgt. Lou fires at him a few times, killing him. He fires two more times just to be sure.
Mr. Johansen, Jim Brown, Michael Deets
These are the psychics who challenge Cartman to a telekinetic battle of the mind - and bring a class-action lawsuit against him for siphoning off their business. When it's detemined that hard-nosed police work and not psychic ability solved the case, they and Cartman battle once more, until Kyle screams for them to stop and the lightbulbs explode and the bookshelf above him collapses.
Sergeant Lou and Detective Mitch Murphy
Sgt. Lou looks very much like the Detective in "Christian Rock Hard" and Sgt. Harrison Yates earlier this season. It's for this reason that there's no image of him here.
|Woodland Critter Christmas
The mountain lion has been eating every animal that has ever had the Antichrist in them before the Antichrist could be born, but the woodland critters solicit Stan's help in getting the lion out of the way. He does this after luring it to the top of a mountain peak and ducking her lunge. She jumps to her death below. The cubs, now motherless, ask Stan why he did this to their mom. Stan is remorseful, as he didn't know she had cubs. They learn that the critters' savior is the Antichrist and go with Stan to an abortion clinic to learn how to perform abortions. The doctor lets them stay and watch all the abortions he has lined up to perform. That information comes in hand when they have to get the Antichrist out of Kyle.
Abortion Doctor, The mountain lion, The cubs
The Woodland Critters
These are the twelve critters shown in the episode. They all look forward to Antichrist coming as their Savior, get Stan to get rid of the lion that prevents this from happening, and get Kyle to be the host for the Antichrist. Santa shows up and blows each of them away, except for Rabbity, whom Beary had already sacrificed to Satan. Beary is the strong cub who brings the altar over and sacriificed Rabbity. Mousey is something like a detective for the critters. Porcupiney is the virgin critter pregnant with the Antichrist. Rabbity is the critter sacrificed to Satan. Raccoony isn't mentioned in the beginning of the ep, but shows up later. The other critters have smaller roles, but they all have satanic powers that allow them to erect walls of fire.
Beary, Beavery, Chickadee-y, Deery
Foxy, Mousey, Porcupiney, Rabbity
Raccoony, Skunky, Squirrely, Woodpeckery