I Am Chewbacca

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Chewbacca!

I'm sitting in my cubicle
And I'm typing words on screen
And I'll get a raise next Tuesday
If I could keep my office CLEAN!!
The women here ignore me
They call me "Scrawny Dan"
But that's because they don't know me
They DONT'T KNOW WHO I REALLY AM!!!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM A WOOKIE!!!
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!!! I FIX THE ROBOTS!!!
DON'T FUCKING CROSS ME!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!!
IN NEED OF NO ONE!!! IN WANT OF NOTHING!!!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I GOT NO HOME!!!
MY HOME IS WHERE!!! MY SPIRIT GOES!!!
DON'T FUCKING CROSS ME!!! 'CAUSE I'M CHEWBACCA!!!
I'LL TEAR YOUR ARMS OFF!!! I'LL KILL YOUR FRIEND!!!

I think about my home planet
When I'm in the conference room
I wear a coat and tie
But my HEART IS FILLED WITH GLOOM!
'Cause thatů faggot on the Death Star!
Would like to see me dead!
Someday I'll tear off his black helmet
And TAKE A DUMP ON HIS FUCKIN' HEAD!!!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM A WOOKIE!!!
I FIGHT THE EMPiRE!!! I'VE GOT NO CONSCIENCE!!!
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??? YOU WANT A PIECE OF CHEWBACCA???
I'M EIGHT FEET TALL!!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I GOT NO HOME!!!
MY HOME IS WHERE!!! MY SPIRIT GOES!!!
YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!!
KISS MY ASS!!! EAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERRR!!!

FUCK YOU-AHHHHHHHHH!!!

MOTHERFUCKERRRR!!!

MOTHERFUCKERRRR!!!