David Kelley, TV Warrior

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Now this song we wrote because people told us we have to write about what we thought was sacred, and the only thing we really know is, is television. Bad, bad television. And, uh, in the world of television there's this one dude name David E. Kelley, who knows David E Kelley? Yeah, he wrote Chicago Hope, Ally McBeal. He's like, he's won every producer award there is, the guy is amazing. Every tv show you've seen? David E Kelley created it. That's why we wrote this song for him, and it goes a little bit something like this:

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-ar

Da-vid Kelley is a television great hope.
Wri-tin soaps like McBe-al and Chicago Hope,
I mean, he's got the flavor, all the ones you can decipher
- He's married to Michelle Pfeiffer
I wish that I were David Kelley, 'cause he's so unstoppable.
Heck, he'll do a pile driver; anything is possible.
He ain't the one who ends our visits like a dream?
He could write a comedy or a drama.

You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!
You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!
You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-ar

One day Da-vid Kelley got a vision and hell, he
Decided he would go and write a movie too,
The studio made the film and the studio got fucked
'Cause it was called Lake Placid and it sucked,
That's why he ended up writing for TV
Very good news to all of you or me,
'Cause you see, he went and made a difference every way around
that's why I say he's the goddarned man!

You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!
You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!
You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!

David Kelley, TV Warrior (suck my dick, in the back!)
David Kelley, TV Wa-ar

David's back with a video show,
TV airs tonight another David Kelley show,
Fill the channels up with him, what do you know,
David Kelley's name again the man's out of control,
'Cause when you try and watch TV and then your body hits the floor,
David Kelley calls the undertakers to the door.
I wish I had that discipline, my head gets out of control.
That's why David Kelley's rich and the rest of us are poor!

You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!
You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!
You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Warrior

[Indian yell]

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-arrior