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— Before "Chef Aid" —

Trey Parker: singer, piano, keyboards.
Matt Stone: drums, guitar, bass.
Bruce Howell: guitar. Onetime Cher sideman.

— From "Chef Aid" To "" —

Trey Parker - Keyboards, Vocals
Matt Stone - Bass, Vocals
Bruce Howell - Guitar
Nels Dielman - Drums

— From "" On —

Trey Parker (Lead Vocals)
Matt Stone (Bass)
Bruce Howell (Guitar)
D.A. Young (Keyboards)

Some Songs
16: 13 available, 3 unknown or incomplete

That's My Bush
Baby, it's Christmas
I am Chewbacca
David Kelley, TV Warrior
Everybody Is On Crack
Fuck That Guy From Bush
Hell Isn't Good (featuring James Hetfield)
Hot Lava
Now You're A Man
Robert Redford Fucks Babies
Sgt. Baker (with Primus)
Timmy & The Lords Of The Underworld - Living A Lie
Timmy & The Lords Of The Underworld
War is hell
Warts On My Dick
What Would Brian Boitano Do? Part II


Anyone know where I can find this?

Fuck That Guy From Bush

...or full versions of these?

War is hell

War is hell
My brother's a dirty mess
In war, war is hell.
It's hell for you and me.

Robert Redford Fucks Babies

I showed a film at Sundance, and all was well
Robert Redford helped me get a movie deal
I used to live in Texas, but now I live in hell...

Robert Redford
Baby fucker


That's My Bush!

He's the President in residence
He's kind of in charge
He's got the whole country sayin'
That's My Bush!

Life is hard; that's the price of fame
When you're President everyone knows your name
...Hey, what's that thing?
It's My Bush!

I can't believe he's actually in the White House.
That's our man!

That's My Bush! (Ohhh Yeeeah)


Sgt. Baker (with Primus)

Sgt. Baker is my name, and I'm gonna teach you how to play the game
Of warfare!
Suddenly, it appears to me, you got a bit much dignity
For your own good, boy (Yes sir. Yes sir.)
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
And make you all just a bit like ME!

Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left...
Right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft. Yeah!

Sgt. Baker, here again, and if you calls me "Puddin' Tame"
I'll stomp you down boy! (...Uh huh)
Steers and queers! Steers and queers! Where you come from there's just steers and queers,
And you ain't got no horns, boy! (Yes sir. Yess ssir.)
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
And make you all just a bit like ME!

Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left...
Right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft. Yeah!

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
Whoa!
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
Whoa!

Sgt. Baker, one more time. I'd like to tell ya that your ass is mine.
'Cause it's a mighty fine ass, boy! (uh huh)
Been surrounded by men since I was ten; I haven't felt it with a woman since I don't know when.
But you'd better hit the showers, boy! (Yes sir. Yess ssir.)
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
And make you all just a bit like ME!

Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left
(unh unh) Right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft.

I said Right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft. Yeah!


David Kelley, TV Warrior

Now this song we wrote because people told us we have to write about what we thought was sacred, and the only thing we really know is, is television. Bad, bad television. And, uh, in the world of television there's this one dude name David E. Kelley, who knows David E Kelley? Yeah, he wrote Chicago Hope, Ally McBeal. He's like, he's won every producer award there is, the guy is amazing. Every tv show you've seen? David E Kelley created it. That's why we wrote this song for him, and it goes a little bit something like this:

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-ar

Da-vid Kelley is a television great hope.
Wri-tin soaps like McBe-al and Chicago Hope,
I mean, he's got the flavor, all the ones you can decipher
- He's married to Michelle Pfeiffer
I wish that I were David Kelley, 'cause he's so unstoppable.
Heck, he'll do a pile driver; anything is possible.
He ain't the one who ends our visits like a dream?
He could write a comedy or a drama.

You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!
You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!
You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-ar

One day Da-vid Kelley got a vision and hell, he
Decided he would go and write a movie too,
The studio made the film and the studio got fucked
'Cause it was called Lake Placid and it sucked,
That's why he ended up writing for TV
Very good news to all of you or me,
'Cause you see, he went and made a difference every way around
that's why I say he's the goddarned man!

You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!
You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!
You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!

David Kelley, TV Warrior (suck my dick, in the back!)
David Kelley, TV Wa-ar

David's back with a video show,
TV airs tonight another David Kelley show,
Fill the channels up with him, what do you know,
David Kelley's name again the man's out of control,
'Cause when you try and watch TV and then your body hits the floor,
David Kelley calls the undertakers to the door.
I wish I had that discipline, my head gets out of control.
That's why David Kelley's rich and the rest of us are poor!

You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!
You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!
You can do it; put your back into it! Yeah Kelley!

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Warrior

[Indian yell]

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-arrior


Everybody Is On Crack

Listen up, everybody!
Let me get inside your mind.
You don't need marijuana.
To have a good time.
You don't need ecstacy or booze!
Nothng like that!
All you need, all you need, all you need,
All you need… is crack!

Everybody… is on crack. (I love crack!)
You on crack, you on crack, everybody's on/evreybody loves crack
Everybody, it's a matter of fact,
Your mother's on crack, you daddy's on crack! (God, I love that crickety crack!)
(I love crack!)
(I love it!)

Everyone around the world, your sister and your brother
Come on, let's all join hands and try to love one another
we could make the world a good place if we could get our lives on track
All we need is a little love and a whole lot of crack!

Everybody… is on crack. (I love crack!)
You on crack, you on crack, everybody's on/evreybody loves crack
Everybody, it's a matter of fact,
Your mother's on crack, your daddy's on crack! (God, I love that crickety crack!)
(I love crack!)
(I love it!)

I got so much love in the whole world that I bring it to the bowl in crack.
When I'm walkin' down the street, they go “Hey Frank,” I go “Hey Steve, what’s goin on?”
I got it in my party and I hide it in my socks
When my woman an' me your date, I just give her a couple of ROCKS!

Everybody… is on crack. (I love crack!)
You on crack, you on crack, everybody's on/evreybody loves crack
Everybody, it's a matter of fact,
Your mother's on crack, you can't go back! (God I love that crickety crickety crackpot crickety boom boom biggety etc.)
(Watch me crack watch me do my crack 'cause I'm a ?????? on crack!)

Are you feeling lonely?
Crack!
Are you feeling sad?
Crack!
Need some help with your life?
Crack!

Everybody… is on crack. (I love crack!)
You on crack, you on crack, everybody's on crack
Everybody, it's a matter of fact,
Your mother's on crack, your daddy's on crack! (OOOooo...)

Everybody… is on crack. (I love crack!)
You on crack, you on crack, everybody's on/evreybody loves crack
Everybody, it's a matter of fact,
Your mother's on crack, your daddy's on crack!
(I tell ya what I need an what I need is a little bitta crrrrrrrrack!!!!!)


Baby, it's Christmas
Trey Demo for episode 110
submitted by the G man

I'm gonna lay you down by the Yule log
And I'm… gonna love you right
Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls
And silent your night
You'll hear the herald angels sing
When I'm sliding off your bra
Just can't wait to jingle your bells
and falala your la
Baby, it's Christmas
And that means we should make love
'Cause if we don't, baby, Jesus will be very very angry with-a you

Listen hyoh ...

Let's drink some eggnog and Vodka
We can, partridge a pear or two
There's a star, a star shimmering in the night
And my little drummer boy is ready for you!
It's Christmas
And that means we should make love
'Cause if we don't, baby, Jesus will be very disappointed with-a you

Y-you don't want that, baby

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
And you're whiter than Nancy Reagan.

Yeah


Timmy & The Lords Of The Underworld - Living A Lie

All you player haters suckin' on my jimmy (Timmy)
Bet nobody knows what kind of blow to give me (Tim-my)
You can accept that this you didn't even try (Livin' a lie)
'Cause you know that we're the baddest band alive (Haaaaaaah)
So don't be fuckin' and just let your tushy shimmy (Timmy)
Tell you a magic tip: my hat gets all swimmy (Tim-my)
We're sick of hearin' boy band whine (Livin' a lie)
The Lords are here to climax in your eye (Wack, man)

(Timmy timmy, livin' a lie!)
Love brings lies
(Timmyyy!)

Stylin's gonna win me an Emmy (Timmy)
Standin' up like Bruce Willis and Demi (Tim-my)
We're the Lords from the Land of Noise (Haaaaaaah)
We rock the hizouse and we'll never ever die (Haaaaaaah)
We'll be in the corner booth puffin' like a chimney (Timmy)
With all the ladies grabbin' hold of my beanie (Tim-my)
On a power chord munch we try hard (Livin' a lie)
Lords of the Underworld putting the Kool Whip on your bike.

(Timmy timmy, livin' a lie!)
Lies bring hate
(Timmyyy! …Livin' a lie! Timmy livin' a lie!)
Love brings lies
Lies bring hate
Hate brings fear
Fear brings love
Love brings lies
Lies bring hate
Hate brings fear
Fear brings...

The sun is down; the ending of another day (Timmy)
The night has come, and it's time for all the Lords to play (Tim-my)
Let's live it up and let the teams sport a bike (livin a lie)
The underworld is filled with love; it's not such a bad place
This is the way I like my dream because it fits me well (Timmy)
If it were up to me the world would be a little bit more like hell (...Timmy)
Because the world I see before me has far too much pain (livin' a lie)
And the Lords are the only thing that keep me sane (Haaaaah)

(Timmy timmy, livin' a lie!)
Love brings lies (Timmih!)
Lies bring hate
Hate brings fear (Timmih!)
Fear brings love (Timmih!)
Love brings lies (Timmih!)
Lies bring hate (Timmih!)


.................Timmih Timmih
Hate brings fear ..............

Timmih Timmih Timmih Timmih
Fear__ brings_ love __ ............

Livin a lie! Livin a lie! Livin a lie! Livin a lie!
Love ____ brings___ lies ____ ..............

Timmih Timmih Timmih Timmih
Lies __ bring__ hate__ ...........

Timmih Timmih Timmih! Timmih! Timmih! Timmih! Timmih!
Hate ________ Lies!__ Hate!__ Fear!__ Love!__ Lies!

Timmih


Timmy & The Lords Of The Underworld

(Italicized text is Timmy speaking and singing)

Timmah!
Timmah livin' a lie!
Ah-blllaaaah!
Eh Timmah!

And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain (Timmah!)
And when girls start to sleep with girls
The Age of Love will rise again!

Timmah! Livin a lie!
Heyah dup dup dup du-up baw!
Yeah! ...OH!
Timmah...

And the Lords of the Underworld!
Darkness fills my heart with pain (Timmah!)
And when girls start to sleep with girls
The auspices will rise again! (Tim-Timmah livin a lie!)

[audio of various SP scenes involving Timmy]

I pledge allegiance to the flag.... (Tim-mah)
Of the United States of...
Tim-maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

TIMMAH!
Timmah livin a lie!
TIMMAH! Doodle-up heup
Hieh ...duh.

And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain (Timmah!)
And when girls start to sleep with girls (Timmah-timmah!)
The age of skids will rise again! (Timmaaaaaaaaah!)
Timmah! (repeat often) Timaaaaaaaaaaaaaah TIMMAH!
Tim-mah.

No tears.


I am Chewbacca

Chewbacca!

I'm sitting in my cubicle
And I'm typing words on screen
And I'll get a raise next Tuesday
If I could keep my office CLEAN!!
The women here ignore me
They call me "Scrawny Dan"
But that's because they don't know me
They DONT'T KNOW WHO I REALLY AM!!!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM A WOOKIE!!!
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!!! I FIX THE ROBOTS!!!
DON'T FUCKING CROSS ME!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!!
IN NEED OF NO ONE!!! IN WANT OF NOTHING!!!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I GOT NO HOME!!!
MY HOME IS WHERE!!! MY SPIRIT GOES!!!
DON'T FUCKING CROSS ME!!! 'CAUSE I'M CHEWBACCA!!!
I'LL TEAR YOUR ARMS OFF!!! I'LL KILL YOUR FRIEND!!!

I think about my home planet
When I'm in the conference room
I wear a coat and tie
But my HEART IS FILLED WITH GLOOM!
'Cause that… faggot on the Death Star!
Would like to see me dead!
Someday I'll tear off his black helmet
And TAKE A DUMP ON HIS FUCKIN' HEAD!!!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM A WOOKIE!!!
I FIGHT THE EMPiRE!!! I'VE GOT NO CONSCIENCE!!!
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??? YOU WANT A PIECE OF CHEWBACCA???
I'M EIGHT FEET TALL!!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I GOT NO HOME!!!
MY HOME IS WHERE!!! MY SPIRIT GOES!!!
YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!!
KISS MY ASS!!! EAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERRR!!!

FUCK YOU-AHHHHHHHHH!!!

MOTHERFUCKERRRR!!!

MOTHERFUCKERRRR!!!


Warts On My Dick

(Slow, piano)
Your life is spinnin' out of control
Seems the whole world is out to get you
And everything is wrong. Nothin' seems right-ih

There's a sinking feeling inside-eh
Even your best friend has turned his back
But you can't let it bring you down, no, you've got to fight-eh

(Boldly, add bass)
'Cause you try, but you can't let go___

(Fast, add drums)
It's when you're down that you gotta get up-uh
Don't let 'em walk all over your face-uh
Stand up for yourself and make everything
Right again

Even if some guy's tryin' to blackmail you
And your girlfriend thinks you suck
It's up to you to let them know that it was all just part of
Some rich guy's evil plan

Look out ahead, there's a truck changin' lanes
You got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip
And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away
'Less you start using topical cream everyday


Now You're A Man

(parody of "Eye Of The Tiger" from Rocky III)

Hey!

What makes a man? Is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you got-uh, to fight to the top-uh,
So we can know your story

Now you're a Man (Man!)
A Man, Man, Man
Now you're a Man (Yeah!)
A manny manny Man
A Man, Man, Man (Man!)
You are now a Man
You're a Maaaaeowwwnah!
Now you're a MAON!

Live it! Live it!

What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms,
Just 'cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day-ah?
... No, it's prob'ly the titties

Now you're a Maon (Man!)
A Maon, Maon, Maon
Now you're a Ma-Maon (Man!)
Ma-Maon, Man-Maon-Maon
Now you're a Maon (Man!)
M-A-N, Man, Man,
Man-Maon-MAONNNN!
Now you're a MWAON!


Hot Lava
featuring Perry Farrell

Oh, baby, every time that we kiss, hot lava
And every time that we make love, that's lava, hot lava
It's lava so hot it makes me sweat,
And lava so warm and red and wet…

Earthquake!
Quake!
Earthquake!

Mountain is rumbling, must find a safer place
Soon the wrath of Pele, will fall upon your face
Great nectar of the gods, spews rock from Pinutabo
Mixed with a woman's sweat makes the lava we know.

Baby, every time that we kiss, hot lava
And every time that we make love, that's lava, hot lava
It's lava so hot it makes me sweat,
Lava so warm and red and wet…

Burning through the forest, red, red hot lava flow
Rolls down the island's body, and into the ocean below
When it meets the cool cool water, here's your main sludge of living rich
Magma flowing into a subaqueous environment produces pillar lava
Hydrostatic pressure of sea water tends to inhibit the vessical size of the basalt

Baby, every time that we kiss, hot lava
And every time that we make love, that's lava, hot lava
Its lava so hot it makes me sweat,
Lava so warm and red and wet…

And after the eruption,
We lay dormant for a while

Let's just hold each other and talk,
For now, Pele sleeps

Ba-by, every time that we kiss, hot lava
And every time that we make love that's lava, hot lava
It's Lava so hot it makes me sweat,
Lava so hot and red and wet…

Baby, every time that we kiss, hot lava
And every time that we make love that's lava, hot lava
Lava so hot and red and wet,
Lava so hot it makes me sweat!


Hell Isn't Good
featuring James Hetfield

Little boy at peace, what is this place beyond the stars?
Open up your eyes. What are these things you're moving towards?
Head so full of wonder
Worries in the past
Could it be that you are free at last?

(James Hetfield takes over here)
NO!!!!!!!!

Little boy, you're goin' to Hell.
You said bad words, threw rocks at the bird; now this is your hotel.
You ain't goin back. This ain't Disneyland, it's HELL

Little boy it's time for you to pay
For hurtin' that bird, and not goin to church, starin' at boobs everyday.
Thought you were in bed, instead you're in HELL!

Hell isn't good, no, hell isn't good, yeah!
Hell isn't good, no, hell isn't good, yeah!

Hell isn't good, no, hell isn't good, yeah!


What Would Brian Boitano Do? Part II

Brian!
Skate!
Brian!
Skate!
Brian!
Skate!
Brian!
Skate!

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through.
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Brian!
Skate!
Brian!
Fight!

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold,
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz
While wearing a blindfold!

When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire-breath
And saved the maidens fair!

Brian!
Skate!
Brian!
Skate!

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two.
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Brian!
Skate!
Bro!
Dude!

When Brian Boitano traveled in time
To the year three thousand ten,
He fought the evil Robot King
And saved us all again!

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kublai Khan!
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit
[slowing] from anybody…

No! Brian, those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! (seven times, each time darker than the last)

Brian!
Skate!
Brian!
Fight!

Brian Boitano was born
On the planet of Kryluck.
He came to earth to save us all
From war and death and such.

Hi-delodee hideelay,
Brian Boitano's here!
So round up all your lasses
And tell them to have no fear!

Say, come over here, my honey,
And you're gonna take off my pants!
And I'm gonna make dirty love to you,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!


Before DVDA, From Trey's High School Days (with David Goodman)
Songs from "Immature: A Collection of Love Ballads For The '80's Man"

Dead Ballerina

I Spit on Your Love

Fuck You, Bitch!

I'm Gonna Find You and Kill You

You're Not Worth the Dirt on the Lint Between My Toes