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December 4, 2016 - Here's the episode description for Season 20, Episode 10. and some previews. Sometimes you think you know a person... ;)


Episode 2010 - The End of Serialization as We Know It

Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants to get to Mars. As TROLLTRACE goes live, Sheila logs on to see Geraldís on-line activity. At SpaceX, Cartman tries to convince the scientists that going to Mars is a bad idea. And defying their mom, Kyle and Ike get all the kids together to try to save the world from certain destruction.
I'm a Visionary

December 2, 2016 - Live Tweet for Members Only now up, and Script, Guests and Secrets for Not Funny are up.


November 29, 2016 - Here's the episode description for Season 20, Episode 09. and some previews. Butters may just sweep Heidi away from Cartman.


Episode 2009 - Not Funny

Everyone is desperate to get off the planet. Cartman is certain Heidi can solve the problem of getting them to Mars because sheís really funny, but he also suspects that Butters is trying to steal his girlfriend. Gerald tries to save himself by reasoning with the Troll Hunter while Garrison explores his new found military power.
The basic decency of the American people

November 18, 2016 - Live Tweet for Oh, Jeez now up, and Script, Guests and Secrets for Members Only are up.


November 14, 2016 - Here's the episode description for Season 20, Episode 08. and some previews. Garrison visits South Park to finish business there.


Episode 2008 - Members Only

The President-elect has some unfinished business with his hometown. Gerald tries anything to escape the Troll Hunterís revenge. Meanwhile, Cartman and Heidi make their way to SpaceX to try to get on the first rocket leaving for Mars.
It's the President-elect

November 11, 2016 - Live Tweet for Fort Collins now up, and Script, Guests and Secrets for Oh, Jeez are up.


November 9, 2016 - UPDATE!!! The episode info is back, but how it plays out we don't know. It'll be the Garrison Administration instead of the Hillary one dealing with Gerald.


Episode 2007 - Oh, Jeez

The new administration has plans for Gerald, who comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter. PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls.
America Is Going To Be Great Again.

November 9, 2016 - UPDATE!!!.


Episode 2007 - TBD

With Trump winning the Presidency, the previous episode description is out the window.

November 6, 2016 - Here's the episode description for Season 20, Episode 07. and some previews. Garrison meets Bedrager.


Episode 2007 - The Very First Gentleman

The new administration has plans for Gerald, who comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter. PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls.



October 28, 2016 - Live Tweet for Douch And A Danish now up, and Script, Guests and Secrets for Fort Collins are up.


October 24, 2016 - Here's the episode description for Season 20, Episode 06. and some previews. Garrison discovers member berries, and Cartman reaches Mars?


Episode 2006 - Fort Collins

The Presidential election is only two weeks away and Garrison is still hiding out in Colorado. Everyone freaks out when an entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald faces ruin if his complete history of internet activity becomes public. Memberberries are afraid for their lives and Cartman starts to realize the future is in jeopardy.


Got a minute?

October 21, 2016 - Live Tweet for Wieners Out now up, and Script, Guests and Secrets for Douch And A Danish are up.


October 17, 2016 - Here's the episode description for Season 20, Episode 05. and some previews. Garrison was staying in because he didn't wanna look like a jackass if he dropped out of the Presidential race. Will he drop out this Wednesday?


Episode 2005 - Douche And A Danish

Giant Douche wants out of the Presidential race. Garrison finally crosses the line at his most recent Presidential rally. The kids get pulled in to the search for the notorious Skankhunt42. Meanwhile, Gerald joins forces with the other trolls to stop Denmark from launching TrollTrace.com.



Where Did I Lose You, Honey?

October 14, 2016 - Live Tweet for The Damned now up, and Script, Guests and Secrets for Wieners Out are up.


October 9, 2016 - Here's the episode description for Season 20, Episode 04. and some previews. Butters is a boys' rights activist.


Episode 2004 - Wieners Out

Kyle feels tremendous guilt over the rift between the boys and the girls. When he tries to bring them together, things only get worse. The boys finally band together to stand up for their rights. The noose is tightening as Gerald feels the pressure of being found out.


Not Ashamed!

September 29, 2016 - Live Tweet for Skank Hunt is up, and Script, Guests and Secrets for The Damned are up.


September 26, 2016 - Here's the episode description for Season 20, Episode 03. and some previews. The police pay Gerald a visit.


Episode 2003 - The Damned

The police are investigating Cartmanís mysterious disappearance on social media. Gerald enjoys more media attention as Skankhunt42 continues to troll everyone and anyone. Meanwhile Garrison is getting ready for the Presidential debate.


Do You Know This Child?

September 23, 2016 - Guests for Skank Hunt are up.


September 22, 2016 - Script and Secrets for Skank Hunt are up.


September 21, 2016 - Live Tweet for Member Berries is up.


September 19, 2016 - Here's the episode description for Season 20, Episode 02. and some previews. Whatever happens, it'll affect the girls more than the boys.


Episode 2002 - Skank Hunt

The students of South Park Elementary have to deal with a painful loss, and the boys decide they have to take Cartman down. Kyleís dad manages to keep his identity as a troll a secret while skankhunt42 takes his reign of terror global.


He's Getting Kinda Famous.

September 16, 2016 - Live Tweet for PC Principal Final Justice is finally up, and Script, Guests and Secrets for Member Berries are up.


September 14, 2016 - South Park returns for Season 20 tonight! The Creative Arts Emmys have come and gone, and South Park didn't win in either of the categories it submitted entries for. Outstanding Animated Program went to Archer and Outstanding Character Voice-Over Performance went to Seth Mcfarlane. Next, this article asserts something that was posted at South Park Studios 10 years ago, before Season 10 began: Isaac Hayes didn't leave South Park of hiw own volition. After his stroke in January 2006, he was in no condition to quit the show on his own, so other people did it for him, probably as much to let him recover as to protect Scientology. Live Tweet for "PC Principal Final Justice" in a hour on Twitter. Finally, here's a very brief episode description for Season 20, Episode 01. and some previews.


Episode 2001 - Member Berries

Mr. Garrison is still on the campaign trail as the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon.


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