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July 11, 2018 - Season 22 begins September 26!!! And San Diego ComicCon will have two SP attractions this year: “Cartman’s Escape Room” and “South Park‘s Member Berries Challenge.”


Cartman’s Escape Room

Cartman’s Escape Room is making its worldwide debut at Comic-Con. Trapped! Caught in another one of Cartman’s schemes, fans will now enter the most impossible to escape place ever invented. Ten South Park fans will have a limited amount of time solve a series of puzzles using what they know about South Park to free themselves… before it’s too late. This new South Park activation is free and open to the public at the San Diego Wine Center (200 Harbor Dr. #12, across from the Convention Center) from Thursday, July 19 through Saturday, July 21 from 9:30 a.m.- 7:00 p.m. and Sunday, July 22 from 9:30 a.m. – 5:00 p.m.

South Park‘s Member Berries Challenge

South Park’s Member Berries Challenge (booth #23729 inside Convention Center) will transport fans into a 3D replica scene from the iconic “Member Berries” episode. While joining Randy at the Marsh family dinner table, fans will take the Member Berries Challenge – where they will be asked three South Park trivia questions as they sit in Sharon and Shelly’s seats. If the fan answers all three correctly, they will walk away clean and be rewarded with their very own limited edition Member Berry. However, if a fan answers incorrectly, Member Berry juice will spew out of Randy’s mouth on to the losing player! Ponchos and protective glasses will be available.

June 11, 2018 - Emmy Award Nominee!!! (2018)

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"SOUTH PARK"
"Put It Down"


December 8, 2017 - And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests. The Live Tweet for "HARD CORE PCness" is up as well. See y'all next Fall. Happy Holidays!


December 3, 2017 - Here's the episode info for "Splatty Tomato" :) Season finale, and what's going on with the Prez?


Episode 2110 - Splatty Tomato

The President has been scaring the children of South Park. The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town and they’re frightened. The town comes together to make the President go away.



December 1, 2017 - And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests. The Live Tweet for "Moss Piglets" is up as well. See y'all in 12 days.


November 26, 2017 - Here's the episode info for "SUPER HARD PCness" :) It’s never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.


Episode 2109 - SUPER HARD PCness

PC Principal is wrestling with some unfamiliar feelings. Meanwhile, boys will be boys except for Kyle who, for the first time, seems to see things differently from the rest of his friends.


Special Ed Science Fair

November 17, 2017 - And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests. The Live Tweet for "Doubling Down" is up as well. See y'all in 12 days.


November 12, 2017 - Here's the episode info for "Moss Piglets" :) Tardigrades for, ahem, retards.


Episode 2108 - Moss Piglets

It’s time for the annual science fair. Jimmy and Timmy’s project has caught the attentions of some very important people. Their experiment could have far reaching implications that could save the world… and they might even win first prize in this year’s science fair.


Special Ed Science Fair

November 9, 2017 - And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests. The Live Tweet for "Sons A Witches" is up as well. See y'all on Sunday.


November 6, 2017 - Here's the episode info for "Doubling Down" :) Heidi's not letting go THAT easily.


Episode 2107 - Doubling Down

No amount of peer pressure can get Heidi to break up with Cartman. Kyle doesn’t understand why Heidi won’t break up with Cartman. He’s playing with fire when he gets in the middle of the school’s most talked about couple.


Heidi broke up with meeee.

October 27, 2017 - And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests. The Live Tweet for "Hummels & Heroin" is up as well. See y'all in nine days, if not sooner.


October 23, 2017 - Here's the episode info for "Sons A Witches" :) It's a Halloween episode!


Episode 2106 - Sons A Witches

It only takes one bad witch to ruin it for all witches. This year at the traditional Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes the town and ruins Halloween for the boys. Cartman sees a way to use the witch’s power to his advantage.


What's Up, Witches!

October 20, 2017 - And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests. The Live Tweet for "Franchise Prequel" is up as well.


October 15, 2017 - Here's the episode info for "Hummels & Heroin" :) An episode on th opioid epidemic among the elderly..


Episode 2105 - Hummels & Heroin

Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates. Drugs are flowing into South Park. A passionate young health advocate has traced the source of these illegal meds and is about to expose Stan Marsh.


One Of Our Greatest Entertainers

October 13, 2017 - And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests. The Live Tweet for "Holiday Special" is up as well.


October 8, 2017 - Here's the episode info for "Franchise Prequel" :) A Professor Chaos episode which sets up the split of Coon & Friends into two groups, something which was once supposed to be in TFBW itself.


Episode 2104 - Franchise Prequel

The head of Facebook comes to South Park. Professor Chaos has found the perfect tool to spread lies and misinformation about Coon and friends. In trying to save their reputation, the boys come face to face with Mark Zuckerberg.


Spreading Chaos

September 27, 2017 - And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests. Last week's Live Tweet is up as well.


September 25, 2017 - Here's the episode info for "Holiday Special" :) Another Randy episode.


Episode 2103 - Holiday Special

An undeniable bond is formed: In a return to form, a forbidden love story between a white man and a Native American man unfolds. However, the boys story exploits people’s misery for laughs. 4 ½ out of 5 stars. A-


DNA and Me

September 22, 2017 - And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests. Last week's Live Tweet is up as well.


September 17, 2017 - Here's the episode info for "Put It Down" :) Another relationship seems headed for doom.


Episode 2102 - Put It Down

North Korea takes aim at South Park. When Tweek is caught in the middle of a petty conflict, it drives his relationship with Craig to the brink. Images - right-click for big.


What am I supposed to do?

September 13, 2017 - Well, the episode has aired, and it was a weak opener with Cartman dropping Heidi for Alexa, a computer-generated voice, but here's the episode info anyway. :(


Episode 2101 - White People Renovating Houses

Protests break out on the streets of South Park. Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park. Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today’s society. Images - right-click for big.


You Will Not Replace Us!

And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests.


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