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July 14, 2016 - Three Emmy Award Nominations!!!

This is the first time South Park has more than one nomination in any given year. I guess the Studios were really proud of last season. :)

Outstanding Animated Program - 2016

"You're Not Yelping"

Outstanding Character Voice-Over Performance - 2016

"Tweek x Craig"
Matt Stone: Craig Tucker, Tweek, Thomas Tucker

Outstanding Character Voice-Over Performance - 2016

"Stunning and Brave"
Trey Parker: PC Principal, Cartman

June 26, 2016 - Season 19 will hit stores on September 6 on DVD and Blu-ray!, but if you pre-order it on Best Buy, you will receive it on August 16! Here's the cover art for them. :)

The Blu-ray will come with #socialcommentary, but both will come with Season 19 Commentary by Matt and Trey, South Park: The Fractured But Whole E3 2016 Game Trailer, and Deleted Scenes

June 25, 2016 - Take this survey and check out the results when you're finished: South Park. If you just want to see the results, click here. You only get to vote once.

June 15, 2016 - Keep up with the latest news and info on the site's Facebook page or click on the Facebook link to the left and down a bit. I'll put up info about The Fractured But Whole announcement here in the coming days.

June 9, 2016 - New information about An Elephant Makes Love To a Pig has appeared. By that, I mean some old information has disappeared. ;).

May 17, 2016 - Check out the video below. :) This is for Season 19. - The Philosophy of South Park Wisecrack Edition

May 1, 2016 - Netflix lost South Park almost three years ago when Viacom pulled all its shows from there, but SP:BLU stayed there for another year until Hulu and Viacom struck a deal. After that it left Netflix until recently. Today, someone on reddit found the movie on Netflix again.

April 22, 2016 - Here's a recap of Muhammad In South Park, from his first appearance in "The Super Best Friends" to his current status on the show. It's pretty safe to say he will not appear on South Park ever again.

April 13, 2016 - Trey Parker is announced as the keytar-playing villain Balthazar Bratt in Despicable Me 3, which will hit theaters in the summer of 2017. Parker and Stone has been updated accordingly.

April 2, 2016 - Two days ago, the start date for Season 20 was announced: September 14! (Source: Mashable). This is how the schedule looks now, based on last year's schedule:

Year, Season 2016, 20
Premiere September 14
First Break October 5
Second Break November 2
Thanksgiving Break November 23
Finale December 7

February 29, 2016 - The Fractured But Whole figurines at the New York Toy Fair two weeks ago. They were just up for display. They will be in stores beginning this summer. As you can see from the pic at the bottom, the major players in this game will be Professor Chaos, The Coon, and Mysterion. New superheroes will be Super Craig, Call Girl (Wendy), and Captain Diabetes (Scott Malkinson).

February 9, 2016 - Australia's The Feed visited South Park Studios two months ago to interview Matt and Trey. Most of what The Feed asked is well-known to us fans, from the first two Spirit of Christmas shorts to the Seasono 19 finale, but there are a few new things.

1. Trey could have just shut down the show after making "Make Love, Not Warcraft" because he just wasn't sure it would work. Good thing it worked, and we got at least 13 more years of South Park.
2. There are a few clips of "PC Principal Final Justice" in there, so you know The Feed was there the week the episode was made.
3. The games were not mentioned, but you can see artwork for Fractured But Whole 75 seconds in.
Enjoy the interview!

January 4, 2016 - Here's a work in progress. On the SPS BBS Sgt.YatesMonkeyBalls has a thread on speaking appearances ranked by the number of episodes a character speaks in. He began this four years ago and last updated it a month ago. I liked the idea, so I tried my hand at it after his last update. Having a Web site of my own, I can present the data as a spreadsheet, breaking the appearances down by season as well as character, and here's what I have so far. I'm sure I missed a few appearances here and there, maybe even added appearances that shouldn't be there, so corrections are welcome. Enjoy.

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