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December 9, 2019 - The Season Finale has arrived. We end with "Christmas Snow." Happy Holidays! :)


Episode 2310 - Christmas Snow

The Holidays are off to a rough start. Itís a bleak Christmas Season in South Park this year and itís all Santaís fault. He is single-handedly stealing the joy from the holiday. The town just wants their Christmas Spirit back but that will take a Christmas miracle..

Santa's PSA
Santa is stealing all the joy from the townís Holiday Season in the Season 23 finale.

December 2, 2019 - We continue with "Basic Cable." . :)


Episode 2309 - Basic Cable

Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class. Scott Malkinsonís future with her depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. Scottís dad works for the local cable company and refuses to move beyond basic cable.

Love Advice From Cartman
Scott turns to Cartman for advice about girls, but Cartman doesnít believe in happily ever after.

November 24, 2019 - We continue with "Turd Burglars." . :)


Episode 2308 - Turd Burglars

Kyle and Ike are desperate to keep a lid on their momís medical condition. Kyleís mom looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods. Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome.

She Must Poop Two Pounders
Cartman, Stan and Kenny are out to collect some fecal matter from Sheila.

November 11, 2019 - We continue with "Board Girls." The custom of intregrating two stories in one title continues. :)


Episode 2307 - Board Girls

The Annual Strong Woman Competition pushes everyone to their limits. In the season opener, an even stronger woman causes big problems for PC Principal. Cartman, Stan, and the rest of the boys meet their match when some of the girls join their board gamers club..

Dice Studz Gamers Club
Cartman, Stan, Butters, and the other boys play Dungeons & Dragons.

November 4, 2019 - We continue with "Season Finale." :)


Episode 2306 - Season Finale

The Mayor has evidence that Randy blew up his neighborís yards in protest over homegrown weed and then blamed it on a Mexican Joker. Now the citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up.

Enough of Tegridy Farms

October 28, 2019 - We continue with "Tegridy Farms Halloween Special." :)


Episode 2305 - Tegridy Farms Halloween Special

Itís Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughterís marijuana problem. Butters gets an unexpected surprise when he visits the Egyptian Artifact exhibit at the Denver Museum.

What's your problem?
Randy and Shelley discuss her marijuana problem.

October 13, 2019 - We continue with "Let Them Eat Goo" :)


Episode 2304 - Let Them Eat Goo

Cartman has a heart attack. The citizens of South Park are moving toward a completely plant-based diet. Cartman is pretty sure the new food in the cafeteria gave him a heart attack.

How do we sell more weed?
Randy sits the family down to talk about the family business.

October 6, 2019 - We continue with "Shots!!!" :) Looks like the Live Tweets have been discontinued, so they just might be a special feature on the home releases from now on.


Episode 2303 - Shots!!!

Randy revels in a Tegridy Farms milestone. Meanwhile, Cartman stands his ground and refuses to get a shot.s

The risk of becoming artistic.
The boys try to convince Cartman of the importance of getting immunized.

October 1, 2019 - We continue with "Band In China." :)


Episode 2302 - Band In China

Randy sees an opportunity for TEGRIDY in China, but gets in big trouble during a visit there. Meanwhile, Stan starts a band to work out his frustration over having to move away from South Park.

Drum Up a Little Business
Randy heads for China to create more opportunities for Tegridy.

September 24, 2019 - Welcome to Season 23! We begin with "Mexican Joker." :)


Episode 2301 - Mexican Joker

ICE shows up at the Broflovski house, and Kyle finds himself among the illegal immigrant kids in an ICE detention camp. Meanwhile, in the pilot episode of his new hit series, Tegridy Farms, Randy battles home-grown weed and comes to terms with the fact that he might be a towel.

We Got an Anonymous Tip
ICE shows up at the Broflovski house.

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