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October 20, 2017 - And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests. The Live Tweet for "Franchise Prequel" is up as well.


October 15, 2017 - Here's the episode info for "Hummels & Heroin" :) An episode on th opioid epidemic among the elderly..


Episode 2105 - Hummels & Heroin

Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates. Drugs are flowing into South Park. A passionate young health advocate has traced the source of these illegal meds and is about to expose Stan Marsh.


One Of Our Greatest Entertainers

October 13, 2017 - And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests. The Live Tweet for "Holiday Special" is up as well.


October 8, 2017 - Here's the episode info for "Franchise Prequel" :) A Professor Chaos episode which sets up the split of Coon & Friends into two groups, something which was once supposed to be in TFBW itself.


Episode 2104 - Franchise Prequel

The head of Facebook comes to South Park. Professor Chaos has found the perfect tool to spread lies and misinformation about Coon and friends. In trying to save their reputation, the boys come face to face with Mark Zuckerberg.


Spreading Chaos

September 27, 2017 - And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests. Last week's Live Tweet is up as well.


September 25, 2017 - Here's the episode info for "Holiday Special" :) Another Randy episode.


Episode 2103 - Holiday Special

An undeniable bond is formed: In a return to form, a forbidden love story between a white man and a Native American man unfolds. However, the boys story exploits people’s misery for laughs. 4 ˝ out of 5 stars. A-


DNA and Me

September 22, 2017 - And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests. Last week's Live Tweet is up as well.


September 17, 2017 - Here's the episode info for "Put It Down" :) Another relationship seems headed for doom.


Episode 2102 - Put It Down

North Korea takes aim at South Park. When Tweek is caught in the middle of a petty conflict, it drives his relationship with Craig to the brink. Images - right-click for big.


What am I supposed to do?

September 13, 2017 - Well, the episode has aired, and it was a weak opener with Cartman dropping Heidi for Alexa, a computer-generated voice, but here's the episode info anyway. :(


Episode 2101 - White People Renovating Houses

Protests break out on the streets of South Park. Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park. Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today’s society. Images - right-click for big.


You Will Not Replace Us!

And now that the episode has aired, here are the script, secrets, and guests.


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